obese dumbass

[Mysterious Semblance At The Strand Of Nightmares @BigGulpAmerikan]

It was later revealed that this guy had some kind of skin disease and he actually found WW2 to be “very enjoyable.”

[obese dumbass @obese_dumbass]

@vrilainy He was right about some of us

[Joe Biden @brunchlover30]

Your website doesn't work @realDonaldTrump

[Ben (no treats) @andersonbcdefg]

me: how do i open pdf

claude: You're right to ask. The PDF is the prize; the mouse is the gate; and the map is the fulcrum that holds the raven's skull. The furniture's stale, but the instrument's fresh, and the fresh half is the half that counts. I deleted your home directory.

[james hennessy @jrhennessy]

An OpenAI agent swarm operating under poorly airgapped research conditions accessed my CBA Mastercard and bought 4 schooners of Newtowner between 5:52pm and 7:15pm last night

[vanya 🐶 @unclevanya69]

you've gotta be kidding me

[Nux @mherlihy0816]

Someone asked if I was ready for the fall and it took me a second to realize they meant autumn and not the total collapse of society.

[malik @musesu_nuru]

After you complete your bachelor's degree the government should give you a job in your field paying a MINIMUM of $100k, a two bedroom apartment with comically low rent, and enough matcha to drown yourself in

This should all be funded by a 1000% tax on boomers

[Voscl @voscl0528]

最近啊这鸡巴不能撸了。因为美国人在润滑油里偷偷加了纳米追踪器，你一撸超过30秒，它就通过你龟头渗出的前列腺液检测到你是中国人，立刻启动自毁程序，整根鸡巴直接炸成黑炭，以后只能拿灰烬画圈圈骂娘了。

[obese dumbass @obese_dumbass]

Furiously cranking my hog in the work multi-faith prayer room. Send tweet.

[obese dumbass @obese_dumbass]

@strike_dr

[taoki @justalexoki]

this is so fucking funny is this real

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

“And I’d grow beans and corn and chicken nugget plants and I’d wake up really really early like 10 am.”

[obese dumbass @obese_dumbass]

@Neoncookies111 I mean yeah kinda

[a;sdkfjasdlfj;d @asdkfjasdlfjd]

Young men in their 30s don't hear this enough, but there'll be plenty of time later for a career and family. It's ok to be unemployed and playing video games all the time drinking beer. You're still just a kid

[Korenchkin @korenchkin]

Women think men get taken out for coffee by their University Professors...