obesejim

exists to make your life miserable

[Insidethoughts @Insidethought69]

Dealing with the CRA trying to fix a mistake my employer made really makes me want to commit tax fraud.

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Did you know that you can eat the letters in bananagrams? It's not against the rules. #bananagrams

[obesejim @obesejim]

@Insidethought69 Even if it was, I’d still eat them.

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Pro tip to love the weekend more:

Hate your job.

[obesejim @obesejim]

I heard they might try to put Trump in a peach again. I don’t want to body shame...

[obesejim @obesejim]

Every American’s worst fear is having the government storm their house and take their guns. What happens when they storm the government’s house?

[obesejim @obesejim]

@Insidethought69 Me.

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Can you spot which image is from Batman: the dark knight rises and which is the Capitol on electoral college day?

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@whitememejesus Covid 20 is gonna be lit

[obesejim @obesejim]

@Insidethought69 Too much math.

[obesejim @obesejim]

@Insidethought69 I think you should keep your inside thoughts inside.

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If I go to jail and get my one phone call, it's going to be to my childhood best friend's landline. Cause that's the only number I have memorized.

[Insidethoughts @Insidethought69]

Her: Look me in the eyes a d tell me you love me.
Him: .............

[obesejim @obesejim]

@Insidethought69 Facts*

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@Insidet49098332 Don't trust the banks. #voteObeseJim2024

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@Insidet49098332 Are you glad you shared that.

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@Insidet49098332 This is not my most pressing concern with Americans.

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@Insidet49098332 What came first? The donut or the city? #fakenews