Kenneth Campbell

Just a guy, hogging the Slip N Slide and stealing kids' birthday cakes!

[Kenneth Campbell @OBEYken]

Seriously, #WTF Is up with kids shows these days? I'm freaking the fuck out!! #Nickelodeon

[Kenneth Campbell @OBEYken]

Luckily for me, I didn't fall into the urinal cake display next to the men's! #DontPeeOnMe!! #TrueStory #GetIt???

[Kenneth Campbell @OBEYken]

To add to that mummy story, the toilet paper display was right next to the ladie's! AHHH!!! #TrueStory #Wipe

[Kenneth Campbell @OBEYken]

I was a mmummy for 5 seconds once! Yep I tripped over a super ball and fell into the toilet paper display a t Walmart! #TrueStory #Uhhh

[Kenneth Campbell @OBEYken]

"There's No Crying In Baseball!!"..I have seen grown men cry over bowling, though. All over their monogram shirts! #movie #quote #parody

[Kenneth Campbell @OBEYken]

So @MartyDeRosa wants compliments for his Birthday? I got nothing...but I do laugh when he talks so....yeah..still nothing! Uhh

[Kenneth Campbell @OBEYken]

The way you eat a bowl of Frosted Shredded Mini Wheats says a lot about your character. #ThinkAboutIt #Wisdom

[Kenneth Campbell @OBEYken]

I got it! @CMPunk wrestles during the night and hosts You Don't Know Jack during the day! Cookie Masterson/ CM Punk. Close enough!

[Kenneth Campbell @OBEYken]

Watch a horror movie with a cat! Really intensifies those scares when the cat claws you! #GoodAdvice #Cat #Tips

[Kenneth Campbell @OBEYken]

Wow! @BShopWindow is really rubbing in that HILLARY DUFF SALE after I just bought two tees the day before it starts! #DAMN!

[Kenneth Campbell @OBEYken]

Listen here, dummy! Why every time I gotta be in the bathroom, you gotta be in the bathroom? Hoggin all day toothpaste! #maninthemirror

[Kenneth Campbell @OBEYken]

I wanna buy the Sunset Flip tee from @BShopWindow but the demonstrations of the shirt's meaning would be tiring!

[Kenneth Campbell @OBEYken]

@EricPlunk @dish Vincent shoulda won the big one!!

[Kenneth Campbell @OBEYken]

@ScrapDaddyAP @acesofsteel Just Won Voxer!...If You Weeel!

[Kenneth Campbell @OBEYken]

#NewMusic #Architects #Ruin #poopypants #toomanyhashtags? #NoSir!!

[Kenneth Campbell @OBEYken]

@EricPlunk @shawnreed3 Fluer De Lethal Rules!!!

[Kenneth Campbell @OBEYken]

"Do not read ahead..I repeat DO NOT READ AHEAD!!" #TheWonderYears

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Beer... A lot cheaper than a therapist.

[Kenneth Campbell @OBEYken]

#ThatAwkwardMoment when you see a person who was in #porn in a commercial for insurance! Bow Chika Waaa Waaow!

[Kenneth Campbell @OBEYken]

The only @WWE Return I'm interested in is @findevan's! That is all! #Airbourne #Peace