Nathan Orban

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@evilgirl “rubs ur belly”?
OMG, ZeroLenny reference?

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@TimaruKaBIMARU They heard this guy called Clancy of the Overflow was shearing down the Lachlan, so they started calling themselves Lachlan hoping this Clancy guy would show up and shear them

[saira @sairaspooks]

j 🦭🦭 tolkien

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@NotJosephGarcia It’s a literary technique called “suspension of disbelief”

The Force isn’t real, but Star Wars implores us to believe that it is

Superpowers aren’t real, but every superhero movie implores us to believe they are

Horny isn’t real, but Austin Powers implores us to believe it is

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@Longswordwife Scientists are enamoured by the deeds of past scientists

Writers are enamoured by the deeds of past writers

Autistics transgenders are enamoured by the portrayal of warriors in Mount and Blade

Therefore….

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@feralcatgirl Girl, that spell would totally work. The way [Birds of] your ilk could take me to [Paradise] at least four times.
(I’m so sorry, I swear I’m not hitting on you I just have a compulsion to make dumb jokes when I think of them)

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@evilgirl TRUEEEEEE

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@oncloud_e No idea what the situation is for LGSs near you, but mine hold Friday Night Magic for Standard games and then on Saturdays they have a block of time for Commander games. And yeah, I’ve just sat at a table and someone usually comes up and asks to join, so it often works out!

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Wordle bot can eat my entire ass if it thinks it could have solved this puzzle from these two guesses

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@34yearoldfriend Maybe, but Mike’s got nothing on Jim

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@ranmasaotome96 Bro, I fuckin adore huskies. By far the best dogs in my opinion. But I would never have one because even in lower NSW the temps get too high to even consider putting them through that

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@wiggycoys @cyndiquills Literally going through all the replies rn looking for the Pancham love and getting sadder and sadder when he’s not showing up

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@refikanadol The only art in AI is in the artificial

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@laurogeitabat *Maxi (probably) being pitched this video idea* “I’ve got a drivers license, I know how cars work, no worries”

Now I need to see Oscar play cricket mic’d up with commentators constantly in his ear like Maxi often does in the Big Bash 😂

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Is it a hot take to say that KPop Demon Hunters is the movie that Bill & Ted Face the Music wishes it could have been?

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@dog_rates @charlemagnepug Charlemagne knows what he can handle. Don’t hold your friends back from experiencing happiness, even if that happiness is too hot for you personally

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@olvrkny This is just the next iteration of “‘I knew I loved you before I met you’ is such a romantic song, I can’t believe it came from Savage Garden”

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@ln4jpg Only because I’m not taking a plane to Melbourne for the GP 😏

And because I don’t have access to McLaren’s hospitality

And I don’t even have a ticket to the race

And I’m super jealous

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@darcywsmith @PAXAus In one campgain we had a PC named “Hector, the Well Endowed” for reasons that shouldn’t be too hard to grasp
We also had a sorcerer who cast “Animate Rope” on said PC’s endowedness to get out of a tough spot. We all loved it at the table but would you, yourself, let that slide?

[XD LAW @XDlawyers]

In Kristo's case today NSW Police sought a contempt action against Jordan Shanks and an order to suppress all comments about the 'strength or weakness' of the case. Fortunately we won.