Obi-Hahn 🏴‍☠️

Proud Gen-Xer, Marquette U alum, and a #GringX
#warriors #hokakey #DontTreadOnMe
How about that Mr. Fung???!!! I apologize for nothing! #PMA

[Yogi @Houseofyogi]

Chicago lost the Bears this week. A team that's been in the city since 1921.

They didn't lose them to a bigger market or a better deal. The Bears decided they'd rather be a tenant in Indiana than deal with Illinois for one more year.

Think about how badly you have to run a place for that to be the smart move.

They lost them for two reasons.

The people running Illinois would rather villainize a builder than keep one. And they're bad at their jobs.

In 2021 the Bears spent $197M on the old Arlington Park racetrack.

Before they could break ground, Cook County valued the empty lot at $192M (Bears said $60M). They were salivating at the chance to extort a building that didn't even exist yet.

That fight dragged on for years.

The Bears were ready to put $2B into the stadium. All they wanted was a promise the county wouldn't reassess them into oblivion, plus $855M for infrastructure everyone uses. Roads, transit, utilities. A $3B project, two thirds of it private money pouring into Illinois.

Springfield had since 2021 to get this done. They dragged it to the final night of session, passed it through the Senate at 3:39AM, and the House went home without voting.

So now it's all gone.

The funniest part? This started because Cook County tried to grab the tax early. They knew a built stadium would pay $53M a year. Now they get under $4M on a vacant lot. No jobs, no buildout, no new anything.

Congrats on fighting for scraps and losing the whole prize.

Pritzker: they're "an $8.5B valued business" that doesn't need propping up.

But be smart for a second. Almost every NFL city throws in public money for a stadium. Not charity. The return is real. Tourism, hotels, restaurants, jobs, game days, property tax on a huge development. The math works.

Indiana did the math. While Illinois sat on it for years, Indiana passed a bill in months, put up $1B, and took the team.

And the Bears took a worse deal to get there. In Illinois they were going to own their stadium. In Indiana they rent it from the state. A team that wanted to build its own home gave up ownership just to escape Chicago.

Nobody won but Indiana. The Bears lost their stadium. Illinois lost the team, the $2B, and $53M a year in taxes.

Pritzker after they left: "I wasn't willing to give up billions of dollars of taxpayer money to give it to a billionaire-owned family or team."

There it is. "Billionaire-owned."

That's how Democrats talk about any business right before they run it out of town. Call them a billionaire, act like you're saving working families, take a victory lap while the tax base drives across the state line.

Meanwhile they're running the whole state into the ground. And you already know how this ends. You're living in it.

Pensions are $143B in the hole, worst in the country and not close. You pay $6,285 a year in property taxes, double the $2,969 national average, for a city that's $1.15B in the red. The mayor called its finances "the point of no return."

When you run things this badly, you sell what's left.

They leased the parking meters for 75 years to Morgan Stanley and a sovereign wealth fund in Abu Dhabi. Took $1.15B and burned through it in two years. The investors already made it all back, with 58 years left to collect.

Sold the Skyway. Sold the downtown garages. Every asset that made money, gone for one check.

But a fixed property tax rate for a team that's been here 106 years? That's "propping up billionaires."

Companies are leaving. Boeing for Virginia. Caterpillar for Texas. Citadel for Miami. In 2023 alone Illinois lost 56,000 people and $6B in income to other states. The ones who left earned a third more than the ones who moved in.

Indiana didn't outbid anyone. AAA credit, 16 years straight. A $676M surplus. Fourth-lowest debt per person in the country. They just weren't a disaster.

Illinois could have collected $53M a year. It chose zero. Ignore all the bad management but make sure to stick it to those evil, pesky billionaires.

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@Super70sSports RIP Uke!!!

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“I must be in the front row.”

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Brewers finished the first third of the season 14 games over .500. Let’s keep it up boys!

[Sean Feucht @seanfeucht]

Things you can do as an athlete:

- beat your wife
- abuse your kids
- run from the cops
- do insane amounts of drugs
- go to strip clubs
- bet on games

Things you can’t do as an athlete:

- Support the current President

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@GenTXer2 Life’s Rich Pageant, followed by Fables Of The Reconstruction

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

UPSET ON THE PLAINS ‼️

Huge underdog Milwaukee jumped out to a 10-0 lead at No. 4 Auburn and held on to take down the Tigers 😳

[Eric Bott @EricJBott]

The Democrat frontrunner for governor in Wisconsin wants to abolish the police and raise state income taxes to 17% on thousands of small businesses.

These aren’t your grandpa’s Democrats.

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If he’s not, he will be shortly

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I feel like Greg Counsell is on the hot seat in Chicago right now. #FlyTheL

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@ImMeme0

[Tips2Home 🏡 @Tips2Home]

HOW TO FALL BACK ASLEEP IF YOU WAKE UP BETWEEN 2-3 A.M.

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@csbhotsquad What one is that?

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@Super70sSports

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The funniest part is Chicago thinking that the Bears are someone good because they had a single successful season when half of their wins were dumb luck, and now they think they are trolling GB chanting GB sucks. GB doesn’t give two shits🤣

[WiscoSports26 @UWBucky_26]

Cubs fan yelling “Green Bay Sucks” then the next second watching Jake The Rake pimp on one was pure cinema! #ThisIsMyCrew

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This guy is the Cubs’ ace?🤣

[DXFILMS @dilloneckes]

Save The Dogs. Vote Spencer Pratt 🐶

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The one guy you don’t want at the plate with runners in scoring position… Joey Ortiz. He’s a great fielder, but my god!!!! Is he even hitting his weight? #rallykiller

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I do think, however, that Paul Mirabella was the original model in the late 80’s

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Brandon Sproat looks a bit like the 2-Fisted Slopper.