OBINNA🌴😉🐐

not necessary

[Matt🍫 @jbmillenial]

My penis is now penwas due to lack of usage

[Rexzzy 🇦🇷 @AFC_Rexzzy]

Whoever this boy's father is, he's creating a problem for football in the future. 😭😭😭

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

once you remove 10k from 100k, the money go just remain 13,200

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Dear Lord,

Instead of you to let South Africa win today, please take my President.

This is hard for me, especially as someone who loves his President so much - but it is a price I am willing to pay.

Instead of giving the Bathong Masafanizoka joy, please take my President.

[Big Cuz @imohumoren]

I think even the President cringes a little at this level of sycophancy. Like bro I know you support me but Jesus man calm the fuck down!!

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

My friend went for an job interview. When she got there, they asked her:

"If we are trying to reach out to big influencers, let's say Sir Dickson for example, how do you help us make that happen?"

Her: When you say Sir Dickson, you mean Wizarab?

Them: yes

Werey start to laugh. I don warn am about her laugh she no dey hear 😂

Her: I can call him right now if you want, he will definitely pick. That's my Gee.

Them: Oh wow! You're the person we are looking for.

Her: if you want, I can add Lawrence Alabi. I can add.....

Them: prepare her letter

[Kunle Kenny -The Joy Dispenser @kunle_kenny]

Guys!! It’s cold very outside! I just stepped outside my house to feel it. And if it’s this cold in Lagos, it’s colder in Ibadan and much even colder in the bushes! These children and their teachers are shivering right now! This is their 27th night! God!😭😭

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Nigerians are out in large numbers at the ministry of defence in Abuja alongside VeryDarkMan for the protest against ins£curity!!!! VDM stood infront of the soldiers making his stand addressing them and the civil defense too !! ✊🏽 🪧

[ShilpaSur @NovaShil]

Cameraman hurls a guest's phone for stepping into his frame! 😭

Straight out of ZNMD scene! 📱😂

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Davido wore a customized jacket with the names of all the kids abducted by terrorists in Ogbomosho.

On the back of the jacket is written “bring them home”.

This is the jacket he is wearing before going on stage at the FIFA World Cup🔥

Good one, O.B.O!!!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Murderous migrants beheading innocent people in their home town is what’s making people angry, not “social media”!

[Capretta🐐 @Elkanah_107]

There are two other guys in the kitchen cooking indomie,they will eat half before they call the rest

[Peace Ighodaro💛 @peace_igho]

DSS arrestëd VDM’s friend just to ask him about VDM’s return ticket date so they can arreşt him at the airport. VDM kuku post his ticket online and crowd pulled up! Now DSS look stup!d. 🤣🤣

[Prof™ @OOlusore]

The Kidnapped Principal said they were not hurt by those Terrorists but, the Mathematics Teacher was beheaded right?

If you like believe the latest video from those Terrorists.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“VeryDarkMan is not your regular kind of celebrity!! This is someone that just came back from China and he started his own APC and Tinubu must go protest this same night that he landed” !!!

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Bro!!!! VDM is the most influential youth in Nigeria no cap !!! See crowd Omoh! See motion!! Dem wan kp@! am😭😂✨💔

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Tinubu must go protest is going on in Abuja currently starting from the airport, and it was proudly started by VeryDarkMan 💪 ✊🏽

[Davido @davido]

See yall tomorrow!! @FIFAWorldCup

[The 5ive Alive Tour @5iveAliveWT]

🚨 STATEMENT: During his FIFA Countdown Concert performance in L.A, @davido wore a custom jacket bearing the names of the 39 abducted schoolchildren and 7 teachers from Oriire LGA, Oyo State. 🇳🇬

A powerful reminder that their story must not be forgotten. 🙏🏾❤️

#BringThemHome

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Qatar said it doesn’t matter who you are or where you come from, you can come to the World Cup, just don’t drink alcohol at the stadium.

USA said you can’t come. Who you are or where you come from matters. We’ll decide who can and can’t participate. This isn’t a sport for everyone.