Ketchy Dons

I am everything I want to be. An accountant. A musician. A novelist. A poet. A family man. A friend.

[Ketchy Dons @obiwonken]

Have you played my music today? If not check the link below

https://t.co/YWRP9CIW9R

Spread the love. Conscious vibes all through.

[Ketchy Dons @obiwonken]

@ChifeDr English language cannot be explained to a ronu whose livelihood is dependent on 4k recharge card. Try again to see if you will understand

[Ketchy Dons @obiwonken]

@ChifeDr Tinubu is actually deconstructing the yoruba people in real time.

I have never seen such a paradox as this

[Ketchy Dons @obiwonken]

@PO_GrassRootM They will swamp her with hate speech 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 but we are getting there

[Ketchy Dons @obiwonken]

@OHlimitedd @PeterObi Your profile makes nonsense of what you just put out here.

Were you sacked from your former place of work for incompetence? I am just asking for some friends. Abeg no vex 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Oceanic @Seasideocean1]

@ChidiOdinkalu Imagine, someone with no birth date...

The second Oduduwa...he fell from the sky and fall into Bsc accounting...

The response evrery well meaning Nigerians should in this video...

Thank you Abayomi

[Ketchy Dons @obiwonken]

A simple question needs a simple answer.

Catholic clerics deals with the existential reality of salvation which only comes through the ministry of the cross.

Pentecostal clerics are used to prosperity preaching. Most of them are con men. Prospering why those who make it possible for them live in abject poverty

[Ketchy Dons @obiwonken]

When is Bwala going to start wearing the infinity hat or is he some how sceptical of being fully initiated ?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Judging by his recipe that that joining APC wipes out whatever remains of someone's sanity, I can now begin to understand why there is a need to separate catholics from Christians.

E be like say d only thing wey remain na complete madness

[Ketchy Dons @obiwonken]

Abeg ohh don't call our prezzzident eeediot because you don't understand zig zag language.

This is what makes him unique. The man who built Lagos. Even his supporters understand. You ve to be an initate in order to decipher the meaning in the briefing.

Abeg bro. Go learn zig zag first and then come back. Na on this mandate we go dey die

[Ketchy Dons @obiwonken]

Tears at all levels of the Ronu / APC strata.

Why? Because Bishop Onayeka granted an interview and shared his assessment about the meeting Tinubu had with the real bishops.

Now we ve various placards bemoaning the conversation. No one has come forward to state how the revered Bishop broke any oath of confidentiality.

When Tinubu comes on air to begin to speak his usual zig zag language Nigerians are expected to interpret it as a high form of revelation. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Well its not guys.

The man is removed entirely from reality. He needs to come out from his 'bunker' and smell the coffee

[Ketchy Dons @obiwonken]

@Uptownoflagos 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 always na. IGBOS are the problem. What else is new

[Ketchy Dons @obiwonken]

@ChidiOdinkalu Well we know where the minions come from.

People who approved mediocrity as a tribe and yet live envy as a DNA. Intellectual hypocrisy

[Ketchy Dons @obiwonken]

@VividProwess Way to go 💯

[Ketchy Dons @obiwonken]

@DearS_o_n People do care but if you are still entangled in very many cobwebs of existential reality, its just possible that 'noise' would neither let you see or hear them

[Ketchy Dons @obiwonken]

@BlazeRegent @PeterObi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 don't worry when shove comes to push he will go into hiding like Kenneth Okonkwo

[Ketchy Dons @obiwonken]

@allibaloo All Ronu eediots gather here and let us cry us a river 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 different kinds of worms are creeping out from their holes

The crass sacrilege in aso rock has been touched. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ketchy Dons @obiwonken]

@haber_io 🤣🤣🤣🤣bros you dey wicked ohh

[Ketchy Dons @obiwonken]

@hertribevibe Cavity is not vagina ohh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣abeg tell am ohh

Sick people wey supoose go for psychiatric evaluation, dey misbehave any how.

The thunder wey go fire una still dey do push up

[Ketchy Dons @obiwonken]

@nweke_o_francis @UchePOkoye Na the only language wey that thief in chief in Aso Rock specialises in na. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 to understand him, u need to code into it

[Ketchy Dons @obiwonken]

@Montero1016 Cry me a river 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 we ve plenty drums for sale sir and if its not enough, we can construct a channel directly under your eyes so that those tears can flow unencumbered. That effigy at aso rock remains what it is! An effigy.

[Ketchy Dons @obiwonken]

@OpeBee Need a bucket or a drum to cry into 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 We ve got them plenty.

That effigy at Aso rock is now an expired specimen.

It is only useful for RONU eediots and not Nigerians.