monke man

i have zero fucking flaws

[monke man @objectivelycor6]

This is either an israeli acct or muslims are actually just vile people

[Daily Afganistan @dailyafganistan]

Putları yok eden Allah’a hamd olsun.

[monke man @objectivelycor6]

this is actually and insanely vile thing to say

hindus should not organize because a white groyper spreading hinduphobia doesnt want us there?

shut the absolute fuck up

[Sunita Viswanath @SunitaSunitaV]

If you care so much about Hindu safety, why didn't you raise this level of concern for people thinking of attending a council meeting in Frisco TX where you know white supremacist Jake Lang will attend to spew anti-Hindu hatred??

[monke man @objectivelycor6]

Zoomers are forever in 11th grade

[cozybear @dlwiest]

low key the worst millennial trait is sharing little fun facts. disgusting behavior tbh

[monke man @objectivelycor6]

lmfao i love how we get our own retarded "we wuz kangz" schizo discourse

[Aesthetica @Anc_Aesthetics]

@ChunChiuLu Buddha didn't come from indians.

[monke man @objectivelycor6]

Mr Gay over here lookin at toes

[monke man @objectivelycor6]

If you believe microwave radiation is killing us im begging you search up “cosmic rays” and have a psychotic breakdown

[2 Nut (Pick Up) 🇵🇸 @hueoops]

the only banned book (or at least totally inaccessible) I’ve ever came across is this one

[monke man @objectivelycor6]

@RubertoAlberte @53gaDr3amca5t holy based

[monke man @objectivelycor6]

why are all israelis completely and utterly demonic?

[נינה💡 @nina_kulic_herz]

I cannot imagine a Chinese person being emotionally moved by poetry or music

[monke man @objectivelycor6]

This is just another way of saying “n-nO, YOU!!”

[girlfreak @9829234I]

@madelezabeth “no, they CAN’T have social anxiety or be socially awkward because I present differently” sounds like you’re the one forming a rancid, holier than thou opinion on someone before you’re met them🤨🤨

[monke man @objectivelycor6]

i hate the term "being the prize" but holy shit it's very obvious who the prize is in this situation

[Blaine Anderson @datingbyblaine]

Matchmaking client in NYC, 32, finance, Jewish, medium handsome but funny, all-around good dude.

I think I’ve found his dream match: she’s 26, amazing family, sexy + refined vibe, Jewish obviously, and down to meet him.

I make the introduction, then… he texts me saying she bailed.

I check in with her. She says he asked her to dinner at Crown Alley, and based on that alone, she knows he’s not a fit.

Obviously I feel bad for RJ, and yeah it’s lame to be judgy about first date plans, but…

I actually agree with her on this one.

The problem has nothing to do with wanting a more expensive first date. This woman just knows her vibe, and giant pretzels don’t exactly give “sexy” or “refined.”

RJ either needs to adjust his go-to first date plan, or go after the type of woman who wants to meet over a ham and cheese toasty 🤣

[monke man @objectivelycor6]

why is every other person from argentina a completely godless scumbag?

[LaChicaDeLaBiciAmarilla @LaChicaDeLaBic2]

Mi tía (que ni siquiera fue al velorio de mi viejo) me llamó para decirme que antes que a él lo diagnostiquen con Alzheimer (hace 10 años), le había dicho que quería que el seguro de vida de él, lo cobre ella.

[monke man @objectivelycor6]

@warriormomLA @Strandjunker is the sharia law in the room with us right now?

[Dr. Hank Desmond @HankDesmondPhD]

Liberals, let me make one thing clear.

You don’t have to like President Trump.

But you damn sure need to respect him.

He is our President.

We didn’t treat Joe Biden like dirt because the Presidency is an office above the man.

Do better.

[monke man @objectivelycor6]

Cant believe i almost liked a hate tweet

She is 100000% right

[σκίβιδι χάρυβδις @grnpointer]

Another brave truthteller on Subway Takes, the internet show for 23-year-old Boomers

[monke man @objectivelycor6]

@p3pp3rm1nty_ @grafdsbmenjoyer @pinkleftygirl Okay?

They all still depict men being raped

What fuck is your point?

[monke man @objectivelycor6]

Shut the fuck up Patchy the pirate

[Dan Crenshaw @DanCrenshawTX]

Okay, I am SORRY for triggering the comment section. Of course the world is objectively harder than EVER, and while a $20 burrito is rare, the fact that it exists anywhere is obviously proof that capitalism has FAILED.

lol no just kidding. Remember when the right had principles and made fun of leftists for elevating victimhood as a virtue? Want to tell people the truth? Or just bribe them for their vote in the next election?

[monke man @objectivelycor6]

@krishna_illust jai shri Ganesha 🙏

[monke man @objectivelycor6]

i bet my life most of those "lower-income" votes are from retirees

[Daniel Goldman @danielsgoldman]

@admcrlsn

[monke man @objectivelycor6]

You would not last 2 days in New Jersey

[juju 🎶 🪿 @jujulikesmusic]

this should highkey cause you to lose your license and never drive again

[monke man @objectivelycor6]

@cookeddickhead @DrJDoomwits @GodsLibtard What kind of school do you go to? I went to a state university for engineering and we NEVER had to do anything like that holy fuck