Jonathan White

Photographer and videographer

[Jonathan White @objetperdu]

@MetroUK ‘Don’t cry for me onion peeler’

[Jonathan White @objetperdu]

@chrisshevlin Just find your dream house for what you can afford and not worry about where it is

[Jonathan White @objetperdu]

@chrisshevlin @archivetvmus71 @bunkum Indeed. Me neither

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@chrisshevlin You’re doing it again

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@chrisshevlin Twitter probably mistook you for that footballer who looks like you

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@chrisshevlin You’re not really helping the app by writing tweets that contain the phrase ‘I like football’

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@Bettyxx84 @Jopolkadot Strange coincidence to see this first up in my timeline. They’re not mine, but I am a pro photographer, and I really like them.

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@simon_j_white @BBCArchive So much to love here… budgies, cottage cheese, the reserved space on the sideboard. Straight out of the Monty Python universe.

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@simon_j_white @MadameGilflurt Ticks all my boxes, dear brother. Just 98 years too late...

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@chrisshevlin That dream is about 20 years old, but perhaps it has time traveled into our now

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@chrisshevlin Did you do it by folding a broadsheet newspaper in half?

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@qikipedia Took this one back in March

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@DeathMedieval No, you’re a dongbot

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@ProfBrianCox @robinince He’s out of loo paper