hakuna batata

collection of paradoxes

[hakuna batata @obliviousgrain]

"it'll pass" ha thoda jaldi hone ko bolo na

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

In drunkest day,
Till I black out at night,
No liquor shall escape my sight,
Let those who worship the sober life,
Beware my power, Jagermeisters might!

[Harry @hdwmovies]

IN DRUNKEST DAY
TIL I BLACKOUT AT NIGHT
NO LIQUOR SHALL ESCAPE MY SIGHT
LET THOSE WHO WORSHIP THE PEDESTRIANS RIGHTS
BEWARE MY TIRES AND HEADLIGHTS

[hakuna batata @obliviousgrain]

to get my spark back im going go set myself on fire

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you pretend that sht didn't hurt you but it absolutely broke you.

[Victor. @memanipule]

me sentindo assim esse mês

[hakuna batata @obliviousgrain]

no ai, i ruined it all by my own hands

[💙 @_visionills]

I wish i had the balls to kill myself instead of larping being suicidal

[s @rabrikulfii]

what doesn’t k!ll you makes 4 people tell you you’ve lost your spark

[͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏୨ ͏lua ͏୧ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ @jaetesao]

meu proximo piercing vai ser um tiro no meio da testa

[hakuna batata @obliviousgrain]

whoever could attend designup bhai kitne blessed ho tum log

[hakuna batata @obliviousgrain]

on my last thread btw

[abe @facudream_]

"perdón me olvidé de contestar jajajaja"

el estado en el que me encuentro:

[i @bbpoltergayist]

hello suicide hotline i'd like to order one suicide at my place please!

[timi @Timiii360]

passive suicidal ideation is like no i won't attempt but if i got hit by a car and died that'd be nice