Obadiah Cinderblock

Financial advisor

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Don’t put on the whale unless you’re willing to die for that shit

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Go to lunch in the Jewish community bro

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I felt it when ferg said this shit

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Mike gave me an NIL deal

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Black poop today. God saying take it easy or eat more brown food

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Ted Lasso makin me cry im such a worthless pussy ass bitch

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There’s a real guy named Vern Raincock who works at the Federation of Beer I am not kidding

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Yeah but have you ever made love Mike’s way

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“Compliments to the chef”
-me, white nosed to the man in the 2009 Escalade after testing the 8 ball we just picked up

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Tried to pay for drugs with vbucks and they asked my homeboy if they should shoot me or fuck me

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Atlanta is the new China

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This might genuinely be one of the funniest tweets I’ve seen in a while 😭😭

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Eyeing down the soft 3 at the bar at last call knowing it’s my only chance at getting play for the foreseeable future

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It would behoove you to cheef dat skrong

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Mfs from the Dominican Republic be like yo dis es so nice!! And it’s lead poisoning from the pipes

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@bigmarcusbbq @hcf_m2h The Godfather walked so sheep detectives could fly

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She let me hit cuz my repugnant odor and cryptic inscriptions I left on her windshield

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Barnes and Noble is like if you were gay and made a store

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Can I come over and chudmaxx