Obnoxious Dad

Tweeting about sex, drugs and rock n roll. All satire of course!

[Obnoxious Dad @obnoxiousdad]

@thephunion I only made it to 23.5 but I saw 3 Asians and an Indian guy https://t.co/QzkXq1X7ce

[Obnoxious Dad @obnoxiousdad]

20,000 college kids can't pay their student loans back but 1000 a ticket for drugs and @summercampfest #FeelTheBern

[Obnoxious Dad @obnoxiousdad]

@thephunion if you're playing #CountTheBlackGuy at @SummerCampFest I'm at 17.5

[Obnoxious Dad @obnoxiousdad]

@theaccidentals at @SummerCampFest

[Obnoxious Dad @obnoxiousdad]

Hey @freethenipple isn't it #freeyourlabia Thursday? #fylt

[Obnoxious Dad @obnoxiousdad]

Awesome new music festival game. Knock the tampon off the turd. #allgood2013 #portapotty

[Obnoxious Dad @obnoxiousdad]

Refresh, An iOS App That Provides Useful Talking Points About Your Conversation Partner http://t.co/fWeLbZe0af

[Gilbert Gottfried @RealGilbert]

I think Cancer is a small price to pay to lick Catherine Zeta-Jones' pussy. http://t.co/juAOJ121hu via @HuffPostEnt #MichaelDouglas

[Obnoxious Dad @obnoxiousdad]

“@lindsaylohan: Its official. Pregnant...” 9 mths w a huge room, spacious hallway and huge frt door used by all! #bastardofathousandmen

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

The original Karate Kid is now the same age as the actor who played Mr. Miyagi was in the movie

[Obnoxious Dad @obnoxiousdad]

@billmaher I just watched your show for the first time. I think you're an idiot. I think you're a smug asshole and def the lefts foxnews

[Obnoxious Dad @obnoxiousdad]

@AdrianneCurry oh yea. Prove it.

[Blazing Minds @BlazingMinds]

Ron Jeremy in Critical Condition With Heart Aneurysm, Undergoing Emergency Surgery http://t.co/EWTlsyaX

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Semen absorbed by the vagina can work as an antidepressant.

[Melvin Omar Gonzalez @Melvin_Omarr]

Role model "@Devinheir: Whatever it is, @hughhefner did it. Congrats, Hef 🍸"

[Violet+Rye @UCAppetites]

"Folks need to get over (& into) the butt." -a lovely person that will remain anon. In celebration of this, we present:

[Jenna Jameson @jennajameson]

It makes little sense to me how people that don't agree with my views sling absolute hate towards me. Grow up and understand healthy debate