Obnoxious LA

Celebrating the best of the worst of L.A. - I'm totes never leaving Los Angeles

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Everyone's older than you think they are

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Ugh. I think I just took too mush ashwaganda. Can someone call my Healer for me and find out?

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The 20 signs that you've been blessed by the #LA gods | https://t.co/DZOF4wywtF via @timeoutla @obnoxiousLA #LosAngeles #SoCal #California

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Saturday night is when you go out with your show girlfriend. Sunday is when you hang out with your real girlfriend

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My hott doctor confuses me. Sometimes I think he's an actor playing a doctor but then I have to remind myself no, he's an actual doctor

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Is it too hot for hot yoga?

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Look, we've all played a dead hooker in a horror movie at some point in our lives. It's a Hollywood rite of passage.

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How to Save Money Without Giving Up Boxed Water: https://t.co/tnJDnn6c8z

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If I hang out in Beverly Hills long enough will the rich rub off on me?

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Los Angeles is a really competitive town - especially when you're trying to be the first one to post about an #earthquake

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Rejected names for #DTLA arts district - Lil Hipsterville, Silver Lake South

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@VFXSailor 💔💔��💔💔

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@VFXSailor What if he drives a Tesla?

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The asshole who just cut me off on the 405 is actually kind of hott :(

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How is "networking" not an option for what you're looking for on this dating app?

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Larchmont Village - the West Side of the East Side

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Can I make a #selfie my headshot? What if I look really cute in it?

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It's #Coachella! Aka adult spring break #Coachella2016

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It's windy AF!!! Am I the first one to Tweet about this??

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The day that I don't feel like shit about myself when I go to @Intelligentsia is the day that I win #LosAngeles