Mystery VFX Artist

Pixel fornicator. More than occasionally veer into politics. You have been warned!

[Mystery VFX Artist @VFXSailor]

“Not only did we not use any CGI in our [75% VFX] film, we bankrupted two CGI shops by getting them to do free work we didn’t use, and I personally ran over two CGI artists with my Tesla. Go see my movie.”

— some Producer or Director in the future, probably

[Mystery VFX Artist @VFXSailor]

VFX Artist Barbie:

[Mystery VFX Super @MysteryVFXSuper]

VFX Producer Barbie:

[Mystery VFX Artist @VFXSailor]

This link will probably get filtered out, but here goes. I'm now on the SubS Notes thing:

https://t.co/XF5AsWeWB8

[Mystery VFX Artist @VFXSailor]

#VFX department comes in for a landing on every Marvel show.

[Mystery VFX Artist @VFXSailor]

Me, three weeks before every delivery date.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘Layoffs A-Comin’,’ Whispers Wizened Office Sage Staring Out Over Horizon https://t.co/rzOgHAgeFN

[southpaw @nycsouthpaw]

More police officers in schools are going to do what, exactly, about a six year old picking up their parent’s unsecured gun at home and bringing it in their bag to the classroom?

[Mystery VFX Artist @VFXSailor]

Some Stuff in Several Places at Different Times
Sprain Your Ankle Hard
The Year of Living Safely
Conventional Liaisons
Star Arguments

[Jake Thornton 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @jakethornton]

Make a movie title less intense. I'll go first.

Mission: Possible.

[Save Your Cinema @SaveYourCinema]

RT if you think @aedesch83 @Decurion should reopen Arclight Cinemas/ Cinerama Dome! @ArcLightCinemas

[Vashi Nedomansky, ACE @vashikoo]

SEVERANCE prequel sneak peek

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Whether it’s House conservatives fighting the release of a rules package, or Twitter liberals fighting the release of Hunter Biden’s package, both sides have a package concealment problem.

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

Yes yes yes. MAGA folks need to know the Pentagon budget is VERY woke and as a lib I will be severely owned if it's cut.

[Jeremy Horpedahl 🥚📉 @jmhorp]

Thousands of what? 16 year-olds dying suddenly? Certainly not. So what is it?

Do they mean heart disease deaths among young Americans? Here's the data for ages 15-39. You'll notice there was an increase (I truncated the y-axis to show detail), but it STARTED IN 2020

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Your regular reminder that Judiciary Chair Jim Jordan and Speaker Kevin McCarthy both ignored bipartisan congressional SUBPOENAS.

[Luke Metro @luke_metro]

Using DALL-E to manifest the trillion dollar platinum coin

[Lucas Kunce @LucasKunceMO]

On January 6, 2021, Josh Hawley showed us he’s a fraud and a coward.

Missourians deserve a U.S. Senator who’s willing to stand and fight. That’s why I’ve decided to take him on.

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

House Dems to @SecretaryPete

[David Dayen @ddayen]

To get lithium we do not, in fact, need lithium mines. Or at least, that's the hope in Lithium Valley, CA.
https://t.co/M6RXpY8Ykr

[Mystery VFX Artist @VFXSailor]

https://t.co/m1Xw3klwlo

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Roger Stone says he wishes he had pushed Lindsey Graham in the pool when he saw him 2 months ago at Mar-a-Lago: “I have never met a sleazier, more duplicitous, more dishonest piece of human garbage than Lindsey Graham.”