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The next time your preacher preaches, count the number of people asleep and put that as a new line on the attendance board. @cofcpreacha

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Start putting AARP cards in your preachers box. Maybe he'll get the hint and retire. @cofcpreacha

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We have nurseries for a reason. Use them. #shutthatkidup

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"Let's be honest, do I really even need an office?" #thingsyouwanttosayduringaneldersmeeting

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Parents are the worst.

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#YouMightBeAYouthMinister if you envy new vans/buses. #whatisthatsmell

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#YouMightBeAYouthMinister if every time you share an accomplishment, someone from church replies with, "Well it's about time!"

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Long van rides are the worst. Every 4 hour van ride takes 6 months off my life expectancy.

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Why are there so many dorky youth ministers?

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Just because you bought a good camera doesn't mean your wife should start a photography business.

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Busy? Well, I just got back from a mission trip & need to work on VBS decorations before I head off to camp. So: no. What can I do for you?

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Vacation Bible School is the furthest thing from a vacation.

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I love that verse in the bible that tells me to spend 40 hours a week in the office.

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@sweetbabygracie @CorbinLoveless I know a few ministers who don't do anything at all. They would be great

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Trying to figure out how to teach my teens about sex. It's just such a touchy subject.

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Tonight's sermon was on tattoos. Guess @titusmith will have to start wearing long sleeves again...

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It's vbs week. This means I'll work a ton for kids who only care about the snacks they get. Who remembers vbs stories when they grow up?

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Announcements running long this morning. Didn't know we were gonna have two sermons.

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Old people make me laugh. I'll let you guess why.

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New rule: Yes, you can wear short shorts, but you're not allowed to shave your legs for the rest of the summer.