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If I wasn't a preacher I would be the CEO of Apple.

[CofCPreacha @cofcpreacha]

I'm going to start a subscription based sermon resource called "Preaching Bucket: Mopping up sermon messes."

[CofCPreacha @cofcpreacha]

"... when the roll is called up yonder, I'll be late." *Updated lyrics to better represent church attendance.

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"Oh why not tonight? Why not tonight?" Because its AM service and I'm not coming back this evening. #BadSongChoice

[CofCPreacha @cofcpreacha]

Acapella singing *Sincere
Musical accompaniment *Insincere #NotFromTheHeart

[CofCPreacha @cofcpreacha]

Walking down to the front in response to an invitation, all eyes on you. *ok
Lifting up holy hands in praise to God *too showy

[CofCPreacha @cofcpreacha]

Song leader: Clap your hands, all you people.
Congregation: You didn't say, "God says."
#WorshipServiceGames.

[CofCPreacha @cofcpreacha]

Fa la la la, la la allelujah put your hand under a thigh next to ya. Hand under a thigh, as you sing along! Gen 29:2 #FailedCampSongs

[CofCPreacha @cofcpreacha]

I love it when the song leader give the history behind every song before he sings it! #SaidNoOneEver

[CofCPreacha @cofcpreacha]

The reading today comes from Ezekiel 23:20 NIV (Um. Hold on, thats not right. What? It's on the projector. Oh boy, this is not good).

[CofCPreacha @cofcpreacha]

Saul, why do you persecute me? It is hard for you to kick against the goads. *Snicker #KJV #ThatJustSoundsFunny

[CofCPreacha @cofcpreacha]

Here lies Pastor Stitt. His final act was moving the pulpit. #pastortombstones

[CofCPreacha @cofcpreacha]

"I don't believe in praying someone else's prayer. It's not from the heart."... Our Father who art in heaven... #FreeChurchProblems

[CofCPreacha @cofcpreacha]

"Advent sounds too Catholicy" #ThingsEldersSay

[CofCPreacha @cofcpreacha]

"I don't like the curriculum" *Switch "I don't like the curriculum" *Switch "I don't like the curriculum" *Switch. #KidsMinParents.

[CofCPreacha @cofcpreacha]

@Wilforth42 WRONG! That's every three years, bud.

[CofCPreacha @cofcpreacha]

Is it cool to retweet old tweets? I've got some good old material.

[CofCPreacha @cofcpreacha]

I haven't tweeted in a while... I wonder how many followers I would lose if I started back? "I follow that guy?"

[CofCPreacha @cofcpreacha]

I had to get a little taste of the South.

[CofCPreacha @cofcpreacha]

@cofc_projector @CofcYM true. I do look great!

[Rick Warren @RickWarren]

If you're a #pastor following me, I'll #followyouback if you RT this note in the next 24hrs so I see your tweet.