CofCYM

Youth Minister Extraordinare, Red Vines Expert, Lock-In Avoider, Questionable Movie Shower, and Bald.

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I'm thankful for moderate amounts of Old Spice, which makes ministry towards jr high boys manageable. #cocthanksgiving

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I'm thankful for the 17 different fonts we use weekly in our church bulletin. #cocthanksgiving

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I'm thankful for those little triangle sandwiches and deviled eggs at potlucks. #cocthanksgiving

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And now that the serious tweet is taken care, let's resume our normal programming

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Thankful for shepherds who love and pray over me, for co-ministers who share the gospel unhinged and for family who share in the adventure.

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My have to *cough* go home early *cough* not feeling *cough* well... #Masters2016

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I'd love to start a podcast or blog but I don't think Windows 98 can support it. #churchcomputer

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Congrats to @PopeElder on his retirement! Your wit was refined!
On an unrelated note, I've never felt so much freedom in my life.

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I vote that Winterfest's theme next year is "The Crawl". We serious walk enough around this town and I'm getting old.

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Good thing I bought 4 switch knives and 1 samurai sword while perusing the sweet shops in Gatlinburg. Ain't happening this year!

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Oh, and I'm back. #sabbatical Who we kidding, I got mugged in the streets of Gatlinburg.

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My elders have agreed for me to have an intern! I can't wait to email @ACUedu and @okchristian and not hear back.

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Too bad new elders don't come with the new year...

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Forgot I had a tweeter acct! I feel like I've found my old Starter jacket in the church lost and found.

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Fell asleep in church today and someone snapped a pic.

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My elders have asked me to be the youth AND family minister at our church. Now I have more people to disappoint.

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Took a sabbatical from Twitter to see the buzz around Snapchat. On a related note, pray for those who use it. #itsofthedevil

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The bad news: it's the middle of summer
The good news: it's half way over
The best news: 2 weeks of camp means 2 missed elder meetings

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Man, this ballet stuff is really spicing up the opening ceremonies! #Sochi2014

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I'm getting perturbed at our church secretary's typos in the bulletin! What teen is going to want to go to our "Super Bowel Party" Sunday?