Having assessed my life, my health and the mysterious things happening after a night out, I have officially QUIT drinking whiskey, gin, brandy and every other hard liquor.
You go to a bar and confidently order Gilbey’s… then wake up in a lodging wondering why the bar waiter is sleeping naked beside you.
You order whiskey, sit next to a very old lady, and the more you drink, the younger she becomes. By the third glass she is suddenly looking like a campus student!
Kumbe we have been drinking counterfeit alcohol!
No wonder chang’aa drinkers are out here looking healthy while whiskey consumers are waking up in lodgings conducting investigations.
At this point, the bottle is not giving us alcohol.
It is giving us surprises, hallucinations and unplanned relationships.
I retire with immediate effect!
@JohnMbadiN@WilliamsRuto Propaganda said VICTORY, Reality, VIOLENCE,WAR, and death squad's is the policy.
HOMABAY, kikulacho tumeona. Supreme Litter is the ENEMY.