Bree Pettay

Independent hairstylist ✂️✨ | Entrepreneur 🌻 | Enjoying the simple things in life |

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Shorts and hoodie weather time of the year. If you see a Midwesterner smiling and enjoying themselves, leave them be. This is a spiritual time for us.

[Bree Pettay @OBreeezy]

Do yall see any birds?

[Bree Pettay @OBreeezy]

I think people who drive with their windows up on a day like today are truly psychotic

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

“I’m not coming” Midwestern translation:

[mildhippie ᖭི༏ᖫྀ𓍊𓋼 @mildhippie]

blue cheese should be a crime

[Bree Pettay @OBreeezy]

Rough n Roudy making me lose brain cells lol

[Bree Pettay @OBreeezy]

@theBGrizz @ChipotleTweets Hahahah I'm really glad you followed up on this 🤣

[Bree Pettay @OBreeezy]

Wtf did @ChipotleTweets do to their hot salsa i can't even breathe

[Bree Pettay @OBreeezy]

@CJizzl3 @ChipotleTweets 10000% agree lol

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Notice when you’re emotionally triggered how it’s a younger part of you feeling rejected, not good enough, or abandoned. That younger part of yourself is looking for: acceptance, kindness, and for you to keep them safe.

[cvizz @courtlenv]

if you like square pizza you’re wrong

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

In the Midwest “I’ll let you know” means we’re not coming

[Sonia Weiser weischoice.bsky.social @weischoice]

Who knew "righty tighty lefty loosey" would get me so far in life

[Bree Pettay @OBreeezy]

I fail miserably at packing lunches. Everyone else's food always look better 😒

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

i'm long overdue for a tattoo

[Laffy Taffy @LaffyTaffy]

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[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

the era where when you dropped your phone and the battery flew out was wild

[Ryan @ocholanco]

@Mleiby1 I’ll never apologize for rooting for a team I’ve rooted for my whole life