Dutch Schafer

[Ryan Parker @RJP_RAR]

He hit 7 home runs in the 2024 postseason is what he did. He was a brave New York athlete who gave his body for the team. In this house Giancarlo Stanton is a hero

[Dutch Schafer @obscenebag]

Mood

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

Yankees are calling up their top prospect George Lombard Jr., per @JackCurryYES

[Dutch Schafer @obscenebag]

Absolute Terrorist. I hope we miss the wildcard so this dumb fuck is fired into the sun

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

Anyone criticizing the Dodgers is just an idiot.

It's sport. It's business. It's competitive.

Demand more of the other 29 teams who are simply not operating on the same level.

[Dutch Schafer @obscenebag]

@chuck_cpa thanks for taking this disgrace off our hands #fleeced

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

Yankees trade Camilo Doval to the Pirates for two prospects

[Dutch Schafer @obscenebag]

If this twat wasn’t a milf this commentary would not slide.

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

Chelsea Handler is upset after Forbes named Joe Rogan the highest-paid podcaster of 2026, estimating he made $82 million. She commented, “Who is paying Joe Rogan $82 million? Give that to our vets, or our children,” before calling him “completely uninformed.”

Here’s the part she seems to miss: Spotify isn’t paying Joe Rogan because celebrities approve of him. They’re paying him because millions of people choose to listen every month. Whether you agree with him or not, the audience decides his value, not Hollywood.

[Dutch Schafer @obscenebag]

Bend over Gavin

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Joe Rogan is too chicken to have me on — so he and JD Vance spent three hours in their California Derangement Syndrome safe space.

How cute!

[Dutch Schafer @obscenebag]

Alcohol really is a beautiful thing

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Besides The Wire, The Sopranos, and Game of Thrones, what’s an HBO series everyone needs to watch?

[Dutch Schafer @obscenebag]

Drunk at the Harris Teeter bar #filled

[Richard Aprile @TheRichieAprile]

Those are some amazing tits.

[Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @MoltisantiThots]

Trump got the red card canceled, T.

[Dutch Schafer @obscenebag]

Didn’t flight attendants used be hot ladies? Tf happened there?

[Johnny Drama Chase @JohnnyDramaChas]

The whole east coast right now:

[mike 🇮🇹 @itsthatboymike]

Aaron Judge injured
Giancarlo Stanton injured
Max Fried injured
Clarke Schmidt injured
Jasson Dominguez injured

[Jon from Maspeth @JonFromMaspeth]

Some balls this guy Aroldis Chapman has to put the American flag upside down on his hat. He defected from Cuba to come to the USA to make over $170 million playing baseball.

[Dutch Schafer @obscenebag]

Fuck this yankee team

[Dutch Schafer @obscenebag]

We’re just talking about one of the girls.

[Dutch Schafer @obscenebag]

Is that all you deadbeats do is talk about cooze?