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The Agony and the Apathy

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A couple more from my show, opened today.

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Another pic from my show starting Thursday this week. Bath-time for Ursula, 2020-2026

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Just a reminder that Australia wouldn’t even be in the World Cup if John Safran hadn’t sacrificed a chicken to break that curse.

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Added a drawing of taco cat.

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Dude at OfficeWorks gaslit me when I said the coloured paper was marked down. First he tried to say it was only one colour that was on special, then tried to say the different colours were different thickness. There were people waiting so I couldn’t be bothered arguing over $3

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During the press junket for Jurassic World: Evolution, a journalist took their entire interview time with Jeff Goldblum to have him read as Principal Skinner from THE SIMPSONS "Steamed Hams" episode, and it's amazing 😂👏

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I saw Hokum today, I had they do a sequel called Mumbo Jumbo.

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Infinity Kidney Stone

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Saxophone solo in a cemetery.

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Ah shit, just noticed that I spelt the gallery name wrong on the back of the flyer. One advantage to using a fancy font that's a bit hard to read is that hopefully not too many people notice.

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My new exhibition opens next month

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I forgot to mention the titles:

'The Past Melts Like Snow In The Sun', 2026
'Worth My Weight In Goldfish', 2026

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A couple of works from my exhibition opening next week...

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I haven't had an opening night for a show in a while, so I thought I'd give it a go for this one...

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A couple of works from my exhibition opening next week...

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I don’t really care how much a film makes at the box office, or what it‘s rated on a website.

Movies are art, not sport.

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@katwatchesfilms She was so good in The Drama. If anything she’s underrated.

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There’s always an option you didn’t consider

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In celebration of not throwing up this morning for the first time in a week, here’s an Aussie classic from the ‘Gurge’…

https://t.co/AcMWJ2tOQb

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I’d be happy to never experience any of these things again, except the oxy

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In the past week I’ve ticked off a few first time experiences

first kidney stone
first ride in an ambo
first time trying Oxycodone

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In the past week I’ve ticked off a few first time experiences

first kidney stone
first ride in an ambo
first time trying Oxycodone

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Garfield whiteboard drawing.