Matt Powell

Reformed procrastinator

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@JustRockContent Total trust in the band to follow his lead.

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In the phase ‘Effing and Jeffing’ what does Jeffing mean?

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He’s trying to write out an idea in Powerpoint, change all the formatting and font to something off brand.

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‘Anyone can, with Canva’ is just a bit close to ‘If anyone can, Canon can’ for me. 🧐

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“Indifference has become a skill, not a weakness” Keane Reeves

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Quiz host: Name a celebrity whose name begins with Q

Contestant: Q Jackman

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‘I played the guy that was free from concern so that the people who watched me would be free from concern’ Jim Carrey

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@goustocooking We are experiencing problems logging in to the app and website! Is this going to be fixed soon?

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‘No-one cares how good you used to be’ Paul Smith

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@Phoenix2A_1980s The burp at the end is elite

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Just made a caesar salad with so many croutons and parmesan shavings that it was technically cheese on toast.

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Going to open a gastropub selling 1970s food and call it The Kitsch Inn.

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Using ChatGPT to answer random questions again…

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BREAKING: Trump welcomes Emperor Palpatine to his “Board of Peace”

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“Yesterday Elon Musk called me a retarded twat on X. He’ll have to join a very, very long queue of people to call me a retarded twat, with four teenage sons at the front. But thanks for the publicity” Michael O’Leary

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“Our imagination is a battlefield. It is there that we experience our victories and our defeats.” Murakami

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‘The more you rescue them, the more they sink’ Mel Robbins

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Almost 1 in 10 goods returned for a refund in the US is a fake. Happy Returns uses an algorithm to flag which are most likely to be fakes. https://t.co/5tOdlBsni6

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I have an unreasonably strong dislike of anyone featuring a photo of themselves publicly speaking in their profile header. Worse if they’re gesticulating.

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Never been a better moment for posting this:

https://t.co/m4xS1eM5H8