The Carolina Hurricanes, of the GREAT State of North Carolina, have a tremendous opportunity to send the Quebec Canadiens to the LOSER'S GOLF COURSE tonight in front of their wonderful fans in Raleigh. The horrible "Habs" have embarrassed the National Hockey League, by winning games where they had less shots than the many leftist LOSERS had Covid shots during the CHINA VIRUS pandemic. They were very lucky to best Tampa Bay, and also were extraordinarily fortunate to beat the Buffalo Sabres. As everyone knows, the people in FAKE FRANCE are some of the SINGLE MOST annoying and ridiculous people on the planet, enforcing their ridiculous version of "French" as if anyone ENGLISH cares about them. Stable Hockey Genius Rod Brind'amour must guide the Canes to ELIMINATE the Quebec Canadiens and PURIFY THE STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!! NHL PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP
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