resident Muppet Kid™, all grown up

Danny
he/him
20's

[resident Muppet Kid™, all grown up @obsessedautist]

@tropotropotropo My ex gf started trying to talk to me on cash app, sending me money and everything just to get a word in

[resident Muppet Kid™, all grown up @obsessedautist]

@hollanovficfind https://t.co/NjiBrBDBFv

Specifically chapter 4. Ilya gets pissed at the team for not calling Shane's mom to help him.

[resident Muppet Kid™, all grown up @obsessedautist]

@hollanovficfind https://t.co/1WwDYSDBwF ?

[resident Muppet Kid™, all grown up @obsessedautist]

Haven't posted shit in a year, but I thought I would try and dip my toe into dnp twitter.

I will not be doing that again (no one was mean I just embarrassed myself as per usual)

[resident Muppet Kid™, all grown up @obsessedautist]

@rorojojo07 @chickadi I wasn't clear, sorry, let me try and back track.

I know my sleeping arrangements aren't really normal, and I'm cool with that. But I think it's really nice that other people (who have sleep problems that I've also experienced) choose to make it work when they don't have to.

[resident Muppet Kid™, all grown up @obsessedautist]

@rorojojo07 @chickadi I got old and over it at 24

[resident Muppet Kid™, all grown up @obsessedautist]

@chickadi (especially if you're like me and your spouse's snoring leaks into your night terrors and makes you think there is a terrifying monster in the room. All this to say, Dan is a stronger man than I)

[resident Muppet Kid™, all grown up @obsessedautist]

@chickadi "that's so normal that's what couples do"
One of them has night terrors and the other snores like a feral hog!! That is a hard situation to make work without having different bedrooms

[resident Muppet Kid™, all grown up @obsessedautist]

@elonmusk Okay well you temporarily declared the word "weird" a slur sooooo I feel like you're assisting in this endeavor that you claim is happening

[Milo Minderbinder @MnMEnterprises]

[Nancy Pelosi, talking to him through an empty paper towel roll] Joe, this is God speaking

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

Riley's anxiety vs My anxiety

[resident Muppet Kid™, all grown up @obsessedautist]

@tropotropotropo So many bullies I knew in highschool went on to become nurses and teachers specifically so they could have power over weaker people

[resident Muppet Kid™, all grown up @obsessedautist]

@tropotropotropo "what do you MEAN the act of penetration is a horny one? This cannot be"

[resident Muppet Kid™, all grown up @obsessedautist]

@benthicmidas The mystery machine is wheelchair accessible!!

[Callum Stephen (He/Him) @AutisticCallum_]

The autistic urge to not register red flags as red flags because you’re so used to people misinterpreting your harmless behaviours and you don’t want to do that to anyone else, so you go *overboard* trying to find acceptable explanations for other people’s unacceptable behaviour.

[Peter Falk Appreciator @FalkAppreciator]

Oh yeah it's fuckin great that Disney is now tampering with actual fucking news that's a great sign that capitalism is good and healthy

[Klair-O-Spinach @ClairoSpinach]

Damn bitch then do Something!

[@[email protected] @Imani_Barbarin]

When “free Brittany” was happening, people pushed back when disabled people said that advocacy needed to be centered around “no one should be treated this way” and not “Just Brittany because she’s not actually disabled.”

This is why.

Across the world ableist systems can be

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

umm what’s this…