👤: I was watching P’Fon’s show, and there was that moment where Offroad accidentally called someone his faen.
🦖: I think he was just sleep-deprived. It was probably a slip of the tongue.
👤: But he actually said faen.
🦖: Well… he has those moments sometimes. He just goes “Uh” and slips up.
👤: But the way Offroad tried to cover it up… he looked so flustered.
🦖: I think he was genuinely startled. I was surprised too. Like “Wait… you’re really going to say that out loud?” I was like, “Hey, you can’t do that.” That’s how it felt. You have to take responsibility for what you say, okay?
👤: Do you ever have slips like that, Daou?
🦖: Me? Slip of the tongue? Never. But the voice in my head is loud all the time. Though honestly whenever I’m beside him, just looking at him makes me happy. I just… *laughs shyly*
👤: Awww! See? You lose to that little voice in your head every time.
🦖: Yeah. That’s what makes me happy every single day.
👤: You’re sweating so much right now. Want to take a moment and compose yourself first?
🦖: It’s hot. The stage lights are really strong.
👤: Or is it because you’re acting suspicious?
🦖: Not at all. I’m just happy.
👤: So how happy were you hearing him say “faen”?
🦖: Oh… well… it made me feel good. I was happy. I mean… it was funny. It was really cute. Seeing him all flustered like that was adorable.
👤: Are there any other things you two do that are just like a real couple?
🦖: Umm… I’d rather not answer questions about my private life.
👤: Such a celebrity answer.
🦖: No, but just being with him already makes me very happy.
👤: So when’s the wedding?
🦖: Let’s not talk about that. You know, once you start looking too far into the future, expectations come with it. Sometimes people who’ve been together for a long time, you never really know. As long as I get to be happy every single day, that’s enough for me. Just let me keep following that little voice in my head.
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🦖: Why don’t you stay here with me tonight?
🚗: Wait… does that mean I missed my flight?
🦖: It’s okay, I’ll pay for your hotel. It was all part of the plan.
🚗: But I only stay at 6-star hotels.
🦖: Of course. Because the sixth star is me… and I’ll be giving you some special service today.
🚗: That was a quick comeback. I like it.
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op give znn a situation,
"a couple get married. first month buy a house second month buy a car, how about third month?"
and nunew answer with "HAVE A BABY"
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🦖: Everyone, these days my farts smell so bad just like Offroad’s
🚗: Huh? 😅
🦖: It is because Offroad likes to eat a lot of protein, so his fart smell bad. (I) eat a lot of protein now, so my fart smell bad
🚗: *something hits his face*
🦖: See!
🚗: No, it was just dewdrops
🦖: Offroad look at this *He is out of the frame*
🚗: Hey don’t fart in here!
🦖: *laughs*
🚗: Everyone, Phi Ou is so gross because he likes to fart and his farts make noise
🦖: Offroad’s farts have a smell