Wade Sheldon

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[Wade Sheldon @obsoleet37]

I've gotten good at booping the small ones to convince them to hurry up, but this one was in no hurry and also unsettlingly firm

[Wade Sheldon @obsoleet37]

One of my chonky slugs decided to slip indoors tonight

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@omnomosauraus It's ok, the power lines took the fall

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@omnomosauraus Twinsies!

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@maximumtide

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Today on brussel sprout gymnastics

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@maximumtide Isn't tragic yaoi the sound the coyote makes when he falls off a cliff?

[Wade Sheldon @obsoleet37]

I did not properly anticipate just how big a 32mm universal socket really is

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At least someone in this house can have a 2-month nap and come back like nothing happened

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@mcaeser

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The internet: pet owners can appear to share personality traits with their pets

My snail: *ponders reality for an hour after waking up from an extended nap*

[Wade Sheldon @obsoleet37]

My house is covered in recently hatched slugs and snails, they have come for the sweet potato i've had since december

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One of them immediately wedged themself under a shelf. Can't find good help these days

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King of delegation*

*Locking two roombas in separate rooms to go wild while i make a smoothie

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@mcaeser @PaulJackson_3 Beltline dog pub when

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The urge to make model train dioramas, but instead of tranquil little towns it's scenes from half-life 2

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Though it did prompt an inspection of their own shell so something's happening in that gooey head

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Not sure what to make of oyster shell flakes yet