Obtuse Johnson

Father of one and mayor of Mario Island

[Obtuse Johnson @obtusejohnson]

Exciting news for Mario Baseball Island! Our budget has allowed better recording equipment for our games! We had volunteers from the KSBC and free agency help us on a test run. Check it out.

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I hope commissioner Box has something to say about the consumption of alcohol OPENLY in dugouts and press conferences. I hope my friend Kraig is in a good mental state and if he isn’t I would like to get him help. Tough to see as a fan of the game.

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@Gene_Salami where did you even get these numbers from

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you all know what time it is… 😈😈

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Thanks for everyone that helped out with the Obtuse Provides event last night! Lot of great races and great people that decided to support. More to come on future events and projects.

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@VincentPackage sounds like a standup guy

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@Gene_Salami @VincentPackage bros mad for what 🤣🤣

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@coach_rew_ @VincentPackage hey

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I’m not going to pretend like I’m a lawyer, but I know Reginald is not a good person. Rew should be ashamed for what he’s doing. My main goal is to make this island safe for everyone, but the commissioner holds more power than orginally agreed upon. Do the right thing.

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Got an anonymous word that Reginald was confirmed to have been at Comissioner Rew’s house on the island recently. This is unacceptable. It was never run by me, or to anyone for that matter, to allow a past [VIOLENT] offender back onto the island.

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Congratulations to the Spitballs! And congrats to Mr. Rew whom I am excited to work with and make this island great!!

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Thank you all for tuning into the debate. Polls should be opening soon. Do everyone on the island a favor and GO VOTE!

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@TheOfficialWank Kraig and Benny actually approached me about an opportunity to play a game for one of my causes, so I worked with them to get it set up and thus they were the ones who played. Would love to have coach Ted at a future event, especially following the success of this game.

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COMEBACK WALKOFF WIN FOR THE SPITBALLS! Thank you to both teams and coaches that participated, and to the fans who came out tonight. We raised a whopping $200,000 for the Obtuse Gives Foundation! Be ready to see that money put to good use around our beautiful island. #voteobtuse

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@Kraigwithk knights in 4

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@TheOfficialWank as long as it isn’t nonsensical

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love me or hate me i’m the veteran commentator and it’s gonna be like that for a while

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https://t.co/FtwiN08kOo

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KRAIG AND KJ UNFILTERED S2E2 https://t.co/buR4c3hCTT