Ash

Sphinx of Black Quartz, judge my vow.

[Ash @oburstein]

“Im just a cat with a death wish” - me trying to express my curiosity

[Ash @oburstein]

Lady sitting next to me at the dmv smells like popcorn and her arm spilling over the divider. Bet she fucks like a wildebeest

[theboysthing @theboysthing07]

Every man on this earth will get this

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

worst fight ever 😭

[Serkan Tanyildizi @srkntnyldz]

Karısının götürüldüğünü gören erkek yengeç, eşini korumak için saklandığı yerden çıkarak ona sarılıyor. Durumu fark eden balıkçı, erkek yengeci tebrik ettikten sonra bir balık hediye ederek uzaklaşıyor 🥹❤️

[Tatum Turn Up @tatumturnup]

This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen. No notes. The lifeless clanker carcass just laying there. No crowd reaction, anything. Just Billie Jean. Until its lifeless shell is shamefully dragged off. Purely amazing.

[Ash @oburstein]

It must feel sooooo good to be a bird flying through a light sprinkle

[Damian (comms open @Daamianski]

whole species does nothing but hit the emote button

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

ill do cocaine but i draw the line at arbys

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Dentists be like hello I am your dentist and this is my harem

[Ash @oburstein]

Let’s not wear whore fits in the first quarter of our gym transformation like cmon dude

[L.o.D 🇧🇷 @LordeDaAlvorada]

Horror movie for women: “Imagine if you were not allowed to be a whоrе”