ti ✧ is EMPLOYED

heaven knows i’m miserable now

[ti ✧ is EMPLOYED @obviouslacking]

*shows up two years late with a pentagram*

// fast moving images

[ti ✧ is EMPLOYED @obviouslacking]

think you can just swap round the colours no thanks

[ti ✧ is EMPLOYED @obviouslacking]

we’re not doing this again

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

If 80+% pick Red, everyone in the world survives. If less than 80% pick Red, only everyone who picks Blue survives.

What are you picking?

[teddy @acatnamedteddy]

I smeal your lunch and I am here to collect the tendy tax

[jojo @paceybanks]

unfathomable amounts of buzz right here

[Shannon G 💫 @SoShameonMeow]

If Taylor swift wanted to make another billion dollars I’d be listening to I’d Lie from the vault right now but I’m not

[emma @fetalgeniuss]

Depends on the weather/time of day/relationship w mother/how my clothes fit/relationship w friends/how many days it's been since I washed my hair/love life/day of week/relationship w my sister/employment status/relationship w father/if my back hurts

[ti ✧ is EMPLOYED @obviouslacking]

DC dan and phil of the past…….… take the shot

[ti ✧ is EMPLOYED @obviouslacking]

phil's escalated to calling the divorce lawyer 💀

[ti ✧ is EMPLOYED @obviouslacking]

@fletc117 dweeb 😭😭😭

[ti ✧ is EMPLOYED @obviouslacking]

took my mum’s car out for iced coffee like i did last weekend but then it’s like “please refuel” and i’m like oh no. i don’t know how to do that

[ti ✧ is EMPLOYED @obviouslacking]

i've had 1D's up all night stuck in my head all weekend

[teddy @acatnamedteddy]

bath time before sleeps time #teddytips

[🪷Ambiguous Brown Emotional Support Canadian 🪷 @GammaReigh]

I was here first?

[ti ✧ is EMPLOYED @obviouslacking]

@percyybeth i haven’t looked at mine in forever, it’s 5 and a half 🥹 at one point i just downloaded like every single album onto my itunes and culled it for the tracks i wanted to keep

[ti ✧ is EMPLOYED @obviouslacking]

even if i do start treadmilling again that’s not gonna count on the phone so it’s a bit of a useless metric

[ti ✧ is EMPLOYED @obviouslacking]

according to my phone the last time i cracked 10k steps was march 27th

[ti ✧ is EMPLOYED @obviouslacking]

i don’t have a watch or anything so it only measures steps my phone takes of course. this one day it says “65 steps” and i’m like was i dead? ykw with the year i’ve had, probably

[ti ✧ is EMPLOYED @obviouslacking]

just starting crying out of nowhere 'cause i remembered a sad line from a spirk fic i read once

[ti ✧ is EMPLOYED @obviouslacking]

not full aboot but there's some sort of twang going on

[ti ✧ is EMPLOYED @obviouslacking]

i think my ou vowels are ever so slightly canadian thanks to kurtis