Ob-Zain Warekar

I live by two rules:-

1. What doesn't embarrass you, only makes you cooler!
2. Thingamajig the Shingmadingdong!

No. 2 is dearer to me.

[Ob-Zain Warekar @obzain_warekar]

All my female ancestors have telepathically communicated with me from the spirit world and have told me that from now on I'm to refer to them as my An-Sisters.

[Ob-Zain Warekar @obzain_warekar]

What's the recommended workout routine to improve your whistling skills?
"High Intenसीटी Interval Training!

[Ob-Zain Warekar @obzain_warekar]

@TheDemonstealer Is it due to the increased toxicity in an election year, cause I feel like that as well!

[Ob-Zain Warekar @obzain_warekar]

I once got kicked out of a cooking class because every time the instructor would tell us how much garlic needed to be used, I would respond with "Ok, लहसुन learned!"

[Ob-Zain Warekar @obzain_warekar]

As a people who follow the metric system, we should start calling it Chamo-meter tea instead of Chamo-mile tea!
#metricsystem

[Ob-Zain Warekar @obzain_warekar]

Idea for an alcoholic beverage marketed exclusively to moms, आई spirits!

#Pune

[Lawrence M. Krauss @LKrauss1]

An awe inspiring message from the late Christopher Hitchens who died 12 years ago. At the time he was debating a religious apologist but the message would be just as useful today to be heard at our nations universities. https://t.co/hyKNyPuuod

[Ob-Zain Warekar @obzain_warekar]

हळूcination - A perception of having seen, heard, touched, tasted or smelled something that wasn't actually there, but very slowly!

[Ob-Zain Warekar @obzain_warekar]

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[Ob-Zain Warekar @obzain_warekar]

You looking at my girl bro?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Boyfriend Punches Jack-O’-Lantern Who Smiled At Girlfriend https://t.co/iuaYIWaD1k

[Ob-Zain Warekar @obzain_warekar]

@LakersLead @AntDavis23 @Chriswood_5 AD got wood?

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@satishacharya @moliticsindia Urgent

[Ob-Zain Warekar @obzain_warekar]

What did the Backstreet Boys say when doing too many squats gave them gastric distress?
"Squat Playing Games With My Fart!"

[Ob-Zain Warekar @obzain_warekar]

If Asha Bhosle was famous for singing RnB songs, she would be called Usher Bhosle!

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

Feelings are important but science is about evidence

[Ob-Zain Warekar @obzain_warekar]

Waiter at KFC: What would you like to order?

Me at my Maharashtrian best: Zing Zing Zing Zing Zing Zing Zinger!

[Nidhi Razdan @Nidhi]

Marks over matter: Why Class 12 grades don’t define your child. Super piece by ⁦⁦@jyotsnamohan⁩ | Op-eds – Gulf News https://t.co/lq90eomLug

[Demonstealer @TheDemonstealer]

14,800 monthly @SpotifyUSA listeners. Help me cross 15,000 and RT this.

https://t.co/n0oxzRLLL7

[Ob-Zain Warekar @obzain_warekar]

@TheDemonstealer Fantasy novels taken a bit too seriously!

[Ob-Zain Warekar @obzain_warekar]

An idea for a search engine which helps you look for the closest public toilet:
GUU-GLE!