Emer O’Callaghan

50% 🤷🏼‍♀️ and 50% 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

At the start of each festive period I buy a sacrificial dark chocolate orange and put it in a milk chocolate orange box. I offer it to the kids, who hate it, and I'm then free to eat milk chocolate oranges for weeks without having to share.

[Emer O’Callaghan @ocallaghan_emer]

@corkbeo How is it this morning?

[Emer O’Callaghan @ocallaghan_emer]

@philipnolan1 My eyes are raining again!! 😭🥰🥹
Absolutely elated for you, Philip. There’s no place like home, after all. Hope you had a stellar sleep in your own cosy bed xx

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

The good old days of critical thinking 🤣

[Emer O’Callaghan @ocallaghan_emer]

@philipnolan1 I have a happy tears reading this! Sending ongoing healing, from the rebel county 🤗 💪🏼 ❤️‍🩹

[Emer O’Callaghan @ocallaghan_emer]

@LiadhanT @AnnReil46131855 @MaiaDunphy This. 💯

[Emer O’Callaghan @ocallaghan_emer]

@rorymcevoy Feck (don’t know anywhere outside Ireland that changes the “proper” way of saying it!

[Emer O’Callaghan @ocallaghan_emer]

@rorymcevoy Gom-been
Wan (cork for one)
Aul doll (cork for female partner)
Morto (cork for mortified)

[Emer O’Callaghan @ocallaghan_emer]

@HelenORahilly Truly sorry to hear about the dirt bag…but I’m glad you got some R&R in the rebel county 🔴⚪️ Mind yourself, Helen 🫂
From a distant admirer since covid days, particularly, the antics of your aunt! Imagine her reaction to said shite-hawk! The stairlift would be going ninety!

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Statement from Melania Trump supporting her beloved husband:

[Emer O’Callaghan @ocallaghan_emer]

@deshocks Sending you strength and healing in the coming days/months. May he rest in blissful peace x

[Micheál Martin @MichealMartinTD]

Well done Bambie Thug for a wonderful performance in the Eurovision final tonight, finishing in 6th place - our best result in many years. 

You’ve done Ireland, Cork and Macroom proud this week 👏🇮🇪

[RTÉ One @RTEOne]

So proud 🫶🇮🇪👑

#Eurovision2024

[Emer O’Callaghan @ocallaghan_emer]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter / X?

I do! #Twitter #MyXAnniversary #11years

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

For an unreasonable length of time I believed that Chocolate Eclairs were actually called "Chocolatey Clairs". I just assumed a lady named Clair had invented them.

[Cork Airport @CorkAirport]

Hey @DublinAirport @KerryAirport 👋🏻

Any plans for the weekend? 🤔 🍿 🏐

[Emer O’Callaghan @ocallaghan_emer]

@DrFiChambers A penny for your thoughts 💭 xx

[Emer O’Callaghan @ocallaghan_emer]

@philipnolan1 Yerra ‘tis only but a number! Tell me this in 22 years time, ok?! 😜👏🏼🥳👍🏻🥰

[The Cork Coypu @CorkCoypu]

This money scandal is the only entertainment #RTE has given the Irish public since Miley shagged Fidelma