David Ocampo

i really love Phineas and ferb || He/him

[slayr @countdragons]

NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME.
IF YOUR NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY KIND OF 24 HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW, AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY, AS OF RIGHT NOW.

[🎱🪵4️⃣🧊 @8log4ICY]

...So you're saying that you don't have rhythm
But listen what you're doin right there

[Memo ¹¹ ⁸¹ 🏎️🎾🇺🇸🇲🇽 @memomotorsports]

Hijos de inmigrantes Mexicanos en EEUU: I love visiting my family in Mexico soy Mexicano
Mexicanos: Cállate pinche gringo pocho y comete tus chicken nuggets
Un Europeo: I like Micheladas México is cool
Mexicanos: HERMANO YA ERES MEXICANO

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[David Ocampo @ocamp_bro]

If you’re still waiting outside a hotel the night after met gala hoping to see a celebrity, I’m honestly embarrassed for you. NPC behavior

[David Ocampo @ocamp_bro]

Crazy that this happened at The Mark Hotel a year before I started working there. And the Drake turmoil happened a year after I left. I was really employed there right in the sweet spot

[esnupi @esnupicore]

Gen Z is preferring Esnupi instead of having sex.

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

They should also cast Gael Garcia Bernal. then they should set it in Mexico. and it should be a road trip.

[Broderman @Fossil4Man]

Me af

[iza @izamamaa]

Ser Deadass of the Bronx.

First of his Name.

Word To His Mother.

[mau @rllydu]

mexicans be like: “que milagro” when u literally just saw them yesterday #RealYearners

[araña @xanathgum]

the cure mexican

[David Ocampo @ocamp_bro]

Seeing her smile made me want to dance. Her laughter provided the music #softtweetsunday

[Liger @EdbieLigerSmith]

Very weird that another assignation attempt occurs at a time when Trump’s popularity is at an all time low.

Then the paid influencers came out in droves asking people to pray for him & put aside their differences to support him.

Then Erika Kirk starts fake crying again.

It’s all very very weird.

[🕸️ @recreatings]

me removing my nonchalant persona for the girl i love

[MR. MITCH @1800ghostman]

This used to be a website

[hunter @3gpmh]

at the missing you factory and they just gave me a raise

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth. #ApostolicJourney #Cameroon https://t.co/bKteFZ3iWE