OccamsElectricRazor

I am the OG sexual matador and I tease dummies. If I'm teasing you then please refer to the previous sentence.

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@evansiegfried @TheRickWilson Trump promised his words would be shiny and chrome as we took the Fury Road to Valhalla.

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In case anyone cares, my new home is over at @occamselectric.bsky.social

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@highbrow_nobrow @atrupar RFK Jr. could be on TV giving out the secret to eternal life and I'd turn it off because I can't stand the sound of his voice.

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@theliamnissan It's been a long time since I took Latin, but I think naming him Caestula would work.

That's Latin for "little gloves" iirc, so it echos Little Boots.

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@NPRinskeep RFK Jr. is the only guy who'd give you polio as an STD.

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@czapary ROTJ brought about the New Republic which was completely useless and powerless and which was toppled by the First Order - at least in Disney canon or toppled by the Yuuzhan Vong in Legends.

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@theliamnissan “Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.”

― H.L. Mencken, A Little Book In C Major

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@GaryPetersonUSA One minute you're thinking "these gummies aren't doing shit" and the next you think you're Jesus.

Who hasn't been there?

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@highbrow_nobrow I've sometimes wondered if the Middle East would be better off without any Palestinians and I guess we're going to find out.

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@Mar50cC5O @JohnFugelsang A billionaire is, by definition, the "elite."

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@DirtRoadPickup I was with my wife and newborn son in the Danbury Galleria as Sandy Hook started three miles away. State Police took over the mall, barricaded the entrances, and escorted all the shoppers to the food court where they guarded us with guns drawn for hours. Fuck Alex Jones.

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@MeidasTouch This will end up like all his other lawsuits - he'll lose and be forced to pay compensatory damages to the other side.

Remember when Trump sued Hillary a year or two ago over nonsense? She walked away $1 million richer for it.

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@ammarmufasa And just like all his other suits, he'll lose and have to pay punitive damages to the other side.

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@BWiSfull @theliamnissan

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@KellyScaletta Here in NYC, if you're a Dem they require you to vote twice and give your third vote to an illegal alien for them to vote, too.

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@theliamnissan

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@theliamnissan Was she even born back when Sorbo was in the talkies?

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@bucsfan951 @theliamnissan You and your secret gay code words. You seem to know them all.

Very interesting.

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@GaryPetersonUSA

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@RpsAgainstTrump If there's proof, Trump should hold a press conference and show the proof.

Short of that, he's full of shit.