Chris O.

IG: c.h.r.i.s.o

Philly made

Perfected in Montreal

I life heavy stuff and think about heavy stuff.

satire account.

#Growtogether #NotASavage

[Chris O. @occil40]

Purchased some weights and bands for 290$ last week and thought I got taken for a ride.

Then thought about it.

Average cost of therapy in canada 125$.

I trained 6 days.

125$ X 6 = 750$

I think I made the right decision.

[Chris O. @occil40]

When I was younger, North = straight, East= right, West =left, South=behind me.

No one could tell me any different.

[Chris O. @occil40]

Happy mother's day to all the single fathers 👀

[Chris O. @occil40]

Chris Occil aka One Trip King!

Axxxxx about me!!

[Chris O. @occil40]

Thanks @flagrant2army for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 6,354 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/ASCgP4cxD6

[Chris O. @occil40]

My favorite equation:

45x+45

#IYKYK

[Chris O. @occil40]

I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE WHO MISSES THE LITTLE PAPERCLIP WHO USED TO CHILL AT THE BOTTOM OF THE MICROSOFT OFFICE PAGES!!

[Chris O. @occil40]

@Spotify why are there commercials on my spotify premium podcasts?

[Chris O. @occil40]

Knowledge is power.

But

Ignorance is bliss.

Choose wisely.

[Chris O. @occil40]

Question for canadians:

What are donut holes?

[Chris O. @occil40]

@Livee_Evee What's more startling is that this was from your web app...

Is everything ok?

[Chris O. @occil40]

If you're ever in need of a good laugh. Go onto one of those "IG news" pages...and read the comments.
No need to thank me. This hero doesn't need a parade.

[Luca Caruso-Moro @LucaCarusoMoro]

COVID-19 recoveries outnumbered new cases in Quebec on Tuesday.
Have a nice day.

[Chris O. @occil40]

Thanks @LucaCarusoMoro , for providing a full picture of tye situation.

"Since March, 250,491 people have become infected with COVID-19, of which 223,367 have now recovered"

https://t.co/O8kJpGPiwv

[Chris O. @occil40]

We should be able to unsubscribe to these QC government texts!

[Chris O. @occil40]

Football taught me how to multiply by 7 ... the gym taught me to multiply by 15 and 45

😂

[Chris O. @occil40]

Let's try @Strava since @Nike run club seem isn't consistent.

[Chris O. @occil40]

WHY DOES IT SEEM LIKE MORE KIDS ARE DISAPPEARING THAN USUAL? ARE PARENTS JUST BAD OR ARE KIDS FASTER?

[Chris O. @occil40]

Why when people try to imitate black women they move their heads side to side all crazy?

[Steve Martineau @St_Martineau]

ATTACHEZ VOS TUQUES, TVA qui vient de dire, à heure de grande écoute, que l’OMS ne recommande plus le confinement! C’était quoi leur slogan, « TVA, c’est vrai »! 😂@Jefffillion @Alexis_Cossette @francoislegault @cdube_sante #covid19qc

[Chris O. @occil40]

@ohbrownz Thought this was a family guy tweet