No more emails. If you want something from me you must approach me slowly and calmly with a piece of apple or carrot in your palm with your fingers flat and extended so I do not bite them
Hey! You know what! In 2022 I am using exclamation points at the end of every email sentence! I don’t care if it looks like I’m unhinged! I am! Warmest regards!!!
Truly, one of life’s simplest joys is arbitrarily pointing at one of your pets and declaring “you’re the man of the house while I’m out” as you’re walking out the door..
ATTENTION DON’T DRINK WATER AFTER EATING FISH!!!!!!!! the water may cause the fish to swim and then u will feel glubbluglglugu glugublublgu in ur tummy