andelina jolie 🏳️‍⚧️

🪲 31, they/them, silly goose 🐛 L-C dysautonomia DLC 🥝 endocrinology & geology enthusiast 🌵 one of those british asians the twats get mad about 🐍

[andelina jolie 🏳️‍⚧️ @oceandels]

if ur response to me includes lukewarm 'insults' such as :
- "they/them 😂😂😂😂"
- "you can't even choose your gender 🤣"
- "are you multiple people? 🤣😂🤣"
- "they/them is bad grammar 😂"
then u should know that not only are u predictable, but ur also stupid and need therapy

[Aydin Dikerdem @AydinDikerdem]

It’s wild how Gaza is being erased from the narrative surrounding Starmer’s unpopularity. Over 50% of Labour switchers at the locals said it influenced them. It came up on the doorstep over & over again. It’s one of the greatest moral stains of our era. And yet media silence.

[Andrew 🔴⚪️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿⎊ @amcgough_89]

Irrespective of the discourse about Scotland fans v England fans that sticker is objectively very very very funny

[al. @cowboyfantome]

i hate to break it to you but there’s only 1% of planet earth that’s hotter than france right now, if that doesn’t help you understand why we’re struggling nothing will

[Shane @sbliss89]

New level of Catholic guilt unlocked: the pope wants to know why you haven’t finished that draft yet.

[emilie 🐿 @anygirlfriday]

if one more person says that in 1976 they didn’t close the schools and just got on with the heat I will SCREAM. 3000 people DIED you muppets and it STILL wasn’t as hot as now!!!! Fuck off!!

[president of gay people @ritagayworths]

i gotta fix my instagram algorithm because what the hell is this

[One Proud Bavarian @ProudBavaria]

Jesus, no.
This is the worst use case for AI, as it relates to history because it convinces people that what they are watching is authentic and accurate, which it simply isn't in any way.

This content is doing incredible harm to people's understanding of history.

[Thomas Willett @ThomasWillett9]

So you went to a Pride event deliberately wearing a transphobic T-shirt, with the sole intention of provoking people? What loser behaviour.
Pride is a protest. The audacity to think you’re owed our patience & understanding when all you want to do is cause hostility.
Piss off.

[pocket 🌱 @pawkit]

i fear these might actually be the only jobs in the entire uk

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

he’s got to stop eating them

[ethan 😼🇵🇸 @LlZTRUSS]

this is why liz truss is the goat. she got in, killed the queen, bent the economy over and resigned in disgrace. no pissing about, job done in 2 months. that’s called efficiency.

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Daniel Cressy, 23, becomes the first person in Louisiana to be functionally cured of sickle cell disease through gene therapy

[Tianna, the Writer @tiannathewriter]

Mind you, the red alert warning means that the heat is a threat to life. That's what it means. And when they say that, they mean it includes healthy people who are under threat.

[刻矛 MAO 🔆🪱🔆 @MVjagaimo]

i just went on chinese social media and they're busy turning Erling Haaland into a Love and Deepspace male lead

[night gardener @uncanny_eli]

there is a public listing on Rightmove right now for a house in Spilsby, UK (a small town of ~3000 people). it looks like a normal house

[Martin @nevervotedtory1]

Starmer lied about Corbyn in the first breath of his resignation speech. That's the real measure of this man, he's one of the most pathetic excuses for a leader in all my 68 years on this earth

[⚢_neonnugget_ 🇮🇷 Noire's ♡ @Neonnugget_]

I beg of u to stop acting like 40° in June in Germany is normal because "it's summer now" summer has never been this hot in Europe

[Doinkadect Klomberbatch @Doinkadect]

Is this the first time the UK’s been looking for a new Prime Minister, James Bond and Doctor Who at the same time