gallotte

🤍 mariée, maman de gabriel et olivia
marseille 🗝️

[latke @latkedelrey]

cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent and vanilla and happiness

[dex @fatiskywalker_]

First Game: Name three countries

[Jay 💫 @Jayyakamii]

When the truth finally comes out and you were right about everything:

[TIBO ☔️ @cmoitibo]

Je suis mort

[໊ @sonohoor]

is everyone losing it and crashing out rn or is it just me and justin bieber

[໊ @sonohoor]

my favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position or a brain tumor

[afrodisiss @afrodisiss]

Enfaites je pense que les films français c’est juste du blanchiment d’argent. Je vois pas d’autre raisons.

[Ana @anainhercloud]

Quand on va devoir expliquer aux enfants en maternelle que la pat patrouille ne recrute pas

https://t.co/di8EOGKKDg

[Clare @Clarabell045788]

My son found me crying in the kitchen, wrapped his arms around me and whispered, is it because you’re fat ? Now I’m crying for two reasons.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

I don't think I've seen a better example of an animal smiling in my life.

[thenewclassic @LedonDivine]

Décider de se lever

[Loky @lokymann]

there are four movies explaining what happens at night to the museums

[Vidge @sivbreak]

“¡ MONTOYA POR FAVOR!”