Franklyn Ocean

Husband | Dad.
Afilliated @mentallyawareng | Clinician @RCGP | Author @RCEMlearning | Tutor @Uniofeastanglia @UeaMed

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

My wife's book club is meeting at our house tomorrow night.

She asked me to "make sure the wifi is working really well because Sarah always complains."

Our wifi works fine, I know that because it works fine for me and my wife and everybody else.

Sarah uses an iPhone XR from like 2019 and she refuses to update it.

But I can't tell my wife that because then I'm "making excuses" and "not being supportive."

So I said I'd "optimize the network" for tomorrow. What I'm actually going to do: nothing. The wifi is fine.

But tomorrow morning I'll restart the router, which takes 90 seconds and does basically nothing.

Then when Sarah inevitably complains about connectivity, I can say "I optimized the system this morning.

It might be a device compatibility issue on your end."

My wife will think I tried. Sarah will blame her phone instead of our wifi. I'll have done essentially nothing but everyone will be satisfied.

Technical support at home is just like technical support at work lol.

[Obong Colin NOT Collins @ColinUdoh]

You people need to STOP this foolishness right now!

This is how you initiate and enable cyberbullying.

Same thing that was done to Maduka Okoye in 2021 and had the young man up in his room crying all night.

Same with Alex Iwobi last tournament that forced him to delete his social media for months.

If you can't find something good to say about a player who goes out there and represents his country, then don't.

Stop jeopardizing the mental health of young men and their families for clicks

[Franklyn Ocean @oceanriverz]

#Nigvsmor bringing chukwueze at 120min mark. I won't be surprised if he misses a penalty. Only fair to give the lad 20mins in game to calm the tension, and would have been useful on the wings

[Franklyn Ocean @oceanriverz]

#Nigvsmor bringing chukwueze at 120min mark. I won't be surprised if he misses a penalty. Only fair to give the lad 20mins in game to calm the tension, and would have been useful on the wings

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Akor Adams is not a winger. Please stop making us play with -1 and bring on one of the 3 wingers sitting on our bench 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿😭

[Jola @Jollz]

Nigeria needs to do it for all the suitcases Air Maroc has lost or manhandled.

[Franklyn Ocean @oceanriverz]

Bring Akor out!!!!! #NIGMOR

[GIDEON @giddysinclair]

They should change Akor he is tired #Nigeriavsmorroco

[🤠 @love4odin]

if no be say we be stupid club tell me why i go dey fear 3 goals lead😭

[Joy Chinaza 💙🖤 @Joy_Nahza]

Any portal that cannot port me outside this country is a useless one.

[Loky @lokymann]

Meat eaters are better hosts because they care about providing vegetarian options to their guests but the same hospitality is not extended by vegetarians — to serve meat options.

[The Love of Your Life, Esq💞 @Teewahh]

Asin somebody that has 10m for rent would be looking for mini flat? Do you and the landlord see that you both belong in mental institutions?

[Alma Asinobi @almaasinobi]

On my flight to Santiago, Chile, I sat next to Jessica. She was traveling with a German passport to explore South America for the next 3 months.

All she had to do was show up and get stamped in. I told her how much it cost me to get a visa to Chile alone and …

[Franklyn Ocean @oceanriverz]

😂🤣🤣🤣 Oh the horror. Realising you're a fossil with random tweets.

[Sterling Archer 🇵🇹 @StaycMaria]

He almost fucking died and he’s back before Shaw

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

Problem wey one our father, one Hail Mary and one glory be no fit solve, make e no touch me abeg.

[Őké-Belgium🔴 @ChukwunyeluOrji]

@skyeepl i think its racist to think anyone who mentioned monkeys are racists. why cant monkeys be monkeys with Gala having another meaning for monkeys???😳😳😒😒

[Franklyn Ocean @oceanriverz]

@DailyLoud Is this why it's called daily loud?

[Franklyn Ocean @oceanriverz]

Definition of "rent was due"

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

After his divorce, Giancarlo Esposito declared bankruptcy and considered arranging his own death to provide insurance money for his children. Shortly after, he was cast as Gus Fring on 'Breaking Bad,' a role that transformed his life.

[𝕯𝖆𝛎𝖎𝐝🧘🏾‍♂️ @DavidPattt]

They will. DStv will make sure of that.