Rosh

I like to work hard and play hard

[Rosh @oceansrinath]

Lil Wayne Ron Swanson

🤝

Had their heart broken by a woman named Tammy, but hoes gonna be hoes so they couldn’t blame Tammy

[Rosh @oceansrinath]

When you hear someone mention soldier boy and have to clarify which person they’re talking about

[Rosh @oceansrinath]

We always hear about the liberal left, conservative right, and moderates who dislike both.

But I wonder if another type of person exists that just roots for everyone in office regardless of political beliefs. Like they root for and defend Trump but also do the same for Mamdani

[Rosh @oceansrinath]

This is my take on a lot of the “fancier” restaurants in big cities. The food and drinks taste great and the ambience is nice, but it’s expensive and I’m still hungry afterwards

[lauren @wowbestie]

my fav thing about omakase is getting a slice of pizza after

[Rosh @oceansrinath]

When I saw Nope and the second guy dressed as an alien appeared in that one scene, someone said “oh hell nah” and got up and left while the whole theater laughed

[Sprocket Springberry @sabatonfan69]

One well placed “oh hell nah” at the weapons screening fucking killed at the theater. Probably such a rush

[Rosh @oceansrinath]

Panda Express was always that place that I’d randomly really start craving in college but then every time I got it and started eating I would think “wait why did I want this so much?” And I went through this cycle for 4 years

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Sometimes it’s actually like if you don’t get Panda Express you’ll die

[Rosh @oceansrinath]

First movie I saw in NYC, I felt a pressure on my foot but thought I was just sore from my run earlier that day and didn’t think much of it. Midway through the movie I saw a rat running around, realized the pressure was from a rat being on my foot, and stood up and screamed

[𝙱𝙴 𝙰𝙵𝚁𝙰𝙸𝙳 @BeAfraid_Horror]

share a piece of movie theater lore about yourself

[Rosh @oceansrinath]

Growing up, we’d often eat dinner as a family while watching Jeopardy! as we ate. Now every time I see a clip of the show on social media, my mouth begins to water and I get an urge to eat South Indian food

[Rosh @oceansrinath]

@c_bedford97 @ericadamsfornyc He already did his part

[Rosh @oceansrinath]

I’m not a single issue voter, but if I was then I’d probably vote for the NYC mayoral candidate that has the best plans to combat the rodent problem in this city

[Rosh @oceansrinath]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Rosh @oceansrinath]

The classic American small/medium sized town chain restaurant layout. 5-6 chain restaurants all within 0.5 miles of each other off the same road. Be prepared for a 1hr+ wait on Friday/Saturday night or Sunday afternoon after church

[Demolish Southeast Boulevard @DemolishSEblvd]

People from Arlington: Arlington is so much better than DC. It's perfect.

Arlington in reality:

[Rosh @oceansrinath]

Sports bar where you pay a small cover but you’re allowed to throw drinks at the tv when you’re mad about the game

[Rosh @oceansrinath]

Me now that the high temp in NYC is under 60 degrees a few days this week

[Rosh @oceansrinath]

Political ads are so funny sometimes because it’s like “DC is full of corrupt and immoral people who don’t care about you…”

“… and I believe I belong there and you should vote for me to go there”

[Rosh @oceansrinath]

Midwesterners 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 Indians

[Georgetown Atreides Redux @c_bedford97]

@oceansrinath This would kill as a curb your enthusiasm bit

[Rosh @oceansrinath]

Sitcom episode where a liberal character happens to injure their ear the same week of the assassination attempt and the whole episode they have to keep dealing with MAGA people seeing their ear bandage and thanking them for “supporting Trump”

[The Hill @thehill]

WATCH: RNC delegates sport bandages on right ear after Trump assassination attempt

[Rosh @oceansrinath]

I’d like to think there was a situation where JD Vance’s Indian wife told her parents about wanting marry him and they approved but only because they didn’t realize JD was his name and thought it was just the level of education that he had

[Rosh @oceansrinath]

@McBTZM Same here. I’m not sure why but over the last couple of months I’ve been getting it every chance I get. And I see many others doing the same

[Rosh @oceansrinath]

Is it just me or has there recently been a huge spike in the number of people casually drinking ginger ale