The best decision I ever made was marrying you, @MichelleObama. For 33 years, I’ve admired your strength, grace, and determination — and the fact that you look so good doing it all. Happy anniversary!
checking on this account every few days feels like waking up from a coma because shpreztwt is a wasteland and also there was actual beef and callouts being made on the peopleee like omg ok
sorry for the inactivity ;-; i dont have any fat jokes left in me. Im useless. Im waiting for trump to do something i can add to this account but i am dyjng alone. nd fat as fuck. Fuck my life
I changed my label to parody account because melania kept trlling me it wasnt a good look to be attached to my main. But my main account is @realdonaldtrump. He is me. I am him.