Tom Aton

loafer god

he/him

[Tom Aton @oceirus]

This morning, I was asked if I wanted "Shrimp Fried Rice" in my meal.

I informed the girl behind the counter that it's not physically possible for a shrimp to fry rice and immediately left the shop.

I will never return.

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

This morning, I was asked if I wanted "Oat Milk" in my coffee.

I informed the girl behind the counter that it's not physically possible to milk an oat and immediately left the coffee shop.

I will never return.

[Tom Aton @oceirus]

im so glad i dont have to pretend iron lung was good anymore. sat through that in theatres twice most boring shit ever

[Tom Aton @oceirus]

trio of hot ladies in antebellum era dresses walked by just as japan scored and i missed it #worldcup

[jacob @thesoggyblanket]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[blanco @beerdefeater]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[Tom Aton @oceirus]

bleach & HxH coming back maybe life is worth living

[Tom Aton @oceirus]

@msbentnecklady theres a panel kinda later in the manga where killua's fat chud brother has a sailor moon figure on his shelf (bottom-ish left)

[Mhiel @301pushups]

Yelling “datte bayo” before shooting myself in the head

[Tom Aton @oceirus]

ah shit i really have to play these now huh

[Tom Aton @oceirus]

i have got to transfer school districts ASAP

[Tom Aton @oceirus]

outside smokin a joint and just heard two guys yelling at each other in traffic like im in a Raimi Spider-Man movie

[あっさりもみじ @AyamomiK1]

強女にセックスされてるんだけど、卵子まで強すぎて私のおちんちんを逆流して精子を食い始めてる。今玉袋の中で着床した。

[ຸ @freeopioids]

😭😭😭

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

Sleeping 4 hours a night and smoking a ton of weed every day is good for you and healthy

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Release Black men from prison over weed charges 🖤

[Tom Aton @oceirus]

when dandadan is so fucking back but i have to read more amnesia will they / wont they

[MastaMunsta @MunstaMasta]

Holy shit bro this page turn actually scared me😭😭😭😭😭

[Terry Epperson @epperson_terry]

@roselily2006 @grumfee @N4pstr My goodness! I hope Navidson LEAVES this <house>!!™️
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™️ i'm a whole ass mfin freak lol. i'm talking sucking toes, eating ass, all of it

[Tom Aton @oceirus]

getting wasted alone at a bar to bait sympathy from milfs >>>>

[YBGChris🔺 @YBGChriss]

A Bosnian nigga here for the world cup jus asked me where the bets local eats was i sent da nigga 2 da hood #goodlucknigga

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Individual getting sucked off loudly in theater @AMCTheatres