Harry

No, your other left

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

looking at a map of north america wolf habitat and crying . there should be wolves everywhere . there should be wolves at bestbuy

[Grace @graceyldn]

😭😭😭

[i am superwholost @slayercomma]

not the way i do it

[323 @Ggod323]

i swear my consequences don't even have actions

[Chris Orzechowski @chrisorzy]

I love when restaurants put “market price” next to certain menu items. Like yeah, I’ve been monitoring scallop futures all week.

[ᴅᴀʜʟɪᴀ @dxhliaflvrz]

“are you seeing anyone?” yeah hallucinations

[kart @strawbrryk8]

they always say “skip intro” when i watch the simpsons ummmm i wanna see what they got goin on with the couch

[Flork @FlorkOfCows]

They should make a soap that’s as big as a horse and you have it in your shower and it’s the shape of a horse and it’s the shower horse

[Errai @errai]

When there are 30+ people in a classroom it’s statistically guaranteed that everyone has the same birthday. This is known as the Birthday Paradox

[grovy @grovymango]

what happened to that japanese monkey that was getting its ass beat

[Harry @oconography]

First thing they should do after digging it up is blow its nose smoove off

[Daily Mail US @Daily_MailUS]

BREAKING: A SECOND Sphinx detected in Egypt as scans hint at 'underground megastructure'

[死 @humanxmaybe]

can you hop off the spectrum just for a second

[Errai @errai]

(texting craigslist buyer from my blimp) I'm above

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Putting 911 down as my emergency contact

[Pompmaker1 @pompmaker1]

me in japan flicking my mobile data on and off to conserve it like it's runescape prayer points

[matt @mattybtweets69]

The news/society: stop eating Trader Joe’s frozen meals. There is glass in them and they are harmful to your health

Me: I’m da glass man

[Kai @kairo7news]

Can’t stop thinking about mariners ferry boat fish and chips

[Watermelon_Sir @Watermelon1Sir]

Websites be like "your password is not secure enough" and then don't allow the scarab

[crittur @miwwmiu]

Does anyone have any recommendations