Johnnyworld

hic salta

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@MichaelFreda17 Wtf

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It’s how I know what bips are

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Lol I got a better score on the GMAT (a test for business majors, so a pretty low bar) than George Santos lied about getting

[Nicholas Fandos @npfandos]

The NYT has been asking George Santos for his résumé for weeks. I got a copy of one he submitted to the Nassau GOP.

Some claims: 3.89 GPA, 710 on the GMAT, doubled revenue at Goldman. Oh, and he's a "currency and coin counter"!

Check it out >>

https://t.co/ryhtCMd22L

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@dewlaplip Mine was pretty accurate

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@alisonarchivist @brianmar33 Could also use more trick plays

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@brianmar33 @andtho93 Piss and smarties candy

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@GreenwichRTC @CTGOP @GovNedLamont Help I’m an idiot what does “inflation adjusted” mean

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@alisonarchivist Maybe if they sold more gala tickets they could pay their archivists more

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It’s actually kind of funny that Glenn Gould radio on Spotify is just a bunch of spoken word dubbed over classical music

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@ThaisTepper @AshleaPratt @ASkarimbas Damn dude you gotta stop licking doorknobs or something

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@brianmar33 @outerspacebike I am not a monkey expert it’s certainly possible

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new Mandela effect: remember a children’s movie from the 90s about an orangutan that solves mysteries called “Dustin checks in” ? Well guess what they spelled it Dunston

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@outerspacebike It’s not even a name

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@brianmar33 @SeaTeaImprov knowing that connecticut exists is kind of a shibboleth honestly

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@ScottMorrisonMP Send him to that island

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Seems like if Australia was about to put Johnny depps labradoodle in front of a firing squad a couple years ago for like not having a flea collar or whatever Djokovic is actually getting off easy here

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@brianmar33 Idk I was underwhelmed but I didn’t have a BPS gift card to spend! I also didn’t take the elevator up to the observation deck/restaurant nor did I end up seeing the ducks, which I regret. I would say that there are better things to do in Memphis!

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@brianmar33 Capitalism breeds efficiency

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@ctrewes @bobforgovernor @NedLamont @CTGOP @WTNH @tomshattuck Noted!!!!!

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https://t.co/dta68vZKVz found out I used to play trivia up against @AmodioMatt at the playwright — makes me feel a little better about never eking out a win there