Kirby Hess

Beleaguered web dev.

[Kirby Hess @ocxmitsi]

If every president doesn't call his penis the "Prez Dispenser" then we should just turn off the lights and stop being a country.

[Kirby Hess @ocxmitsi]

I procrastinate so much I procrastinate the actual procrastination.

[Kirby Hess @ocxmitsi]

Can you file a missing persons report for a teddy bear?

[Kirby Hess @ocxmitsi]

Wigging out right now. Just signed up to get emails from Chili's about exciting menu offerings. No emails yet but I'll keep you posted!

[Kirby Hess @ocxmitsi]

Sometimes it is not enough to turn a page in life... you also have to rip that bad boy up and burn the pieces!!

[Kirby Hess @ocxmitsi]

Seven billion other people in the world and not one of them are naked in front of me right now. That just isn't right.

[Kirby Hess @ocxmitsi]

When all is said and done, more is said than done.

[Kirby Hess @ocxmitsi]

There are years that ask questions and years that answer.

[Kirby Hess @ocxmitsi]

I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.

[Kirby Hess @ocxmitsi]

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

[Kirby Hess @ocxmitsi]

Intention is the output of the character.

[Kirby Hess @ocxmitsi]

Intention is the output of the character.

[Kirby Hess @ocxmitsi]

Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.

[Kirby Hess @ocxmitsi]

You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.....!

[Kirby Hess @ocxmitsi]

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

[Kirby Hess @ocxmitsi]

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value.

[Kirby Hess @ocxmitsi]

In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away

[Kirby Hess @ocxmitsi]

And the day came when the risk
to remain tight in a bud was more painful
than the risk it took to blossom.

[Kirby Hess @ocxmitsi]

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

[Kirby Hess @ocxmitsi]

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