Matt

Keep It

[Matt @od15_m]

@realDonaldTrump buddy we shit on Biden for these gas prices….get it figured out FFS

[Matt @od15_m]

Don’t buy the boat if you can’t afford the gas 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

It now costs a millennial $252 on average for a date, per BMO.

[Matt @od15_m]

@jasondemers5 Thank you JD🤞🏼

[Matt @od15_m]

@ThePHWA yall fumbled the bag here fellas can’t move the goalposts every year it’s been offensively favored for years and the kid plays better defense than given credit for….#BouchardNorris

[Edmonton Oilers @EdmontonOilers]

This one's for you, @ThePHWA 🙃💣 #LetsGoOilers

[Matt @od15_m]

🇮🇹 legend

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

The #Eagles have agreed to a contract extension with Dom DiSandro, whose official titles are Senior Advisor to the GM, Chief Security Officer, and Gameday Coaching Operations.

He has been in Philadelphia since 1999.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

adulthood is realising no one cares about you and the show must go on

[Matt @od15_m]

This is unreal 😂

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

[Matt @od15_m]

#LetsGoOilers

[Matt @od15_m]

@Eagles WHAT ARE WE DOINGGGG?!?!?!?!???

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The Eagles remain open to trading AJ Brown, the Patriots remain highly interested in acquiring the star receiver, and conversations are expected to resume shortly on or before June 1, likely culminating in a deal, per league sources.

As one source said about the Patriots' pursuit of Brown, they'll “definitely be engaging then.”

A trade to New England is now considered likely.

[Matt @od15_m]

Hardest Cole verse on the planet

[The.Fall.OFF @Vida_the_Vidal]

It’s getting sticky out here, that’s why I always carry mines.

Oh yeah, and FUCK ICE.

[/r/Habs @HabsOnReddit]

Italian 🇮🇹 construction workers trying to build a hockey arena for the Milan Olympics

[Matt @od15_m]

@JTJakubik @ReddCinema Smh Doc Dre bitting my sty🤣

[Matt @od15_m]

Guy on 2nd is halfway to Manitoba like cmon 🤣 can’t get doubled up with Springer on deck

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

WE WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT

THE DODGERS FORCE GAME 7 IN UNLIKELY FASHION

[Reverse @iam_reverse]

Greatness sometimes breaks people.

[Sergei Boobtitsky @boobtitsky_]

Me waking up on Sunday morning and seeing me be retarded on someone’s snap story

[Matt @od15_m]

This

[Patrick Bet-David @patrickbetdavid]

A dad can lose friends. He can be misunderstood by his own family. He can carry the weight of criticism and still sleep just fine at night.

You know why?

Because his mission isn’t to be liked by the crowd. His mission is to be respected, trusted, and loved by the only audience that matters his children.

One day, those kids will look back and realize why Dad said ‘no’ when everyone else said ‘yes.’ Why he stood his ground when it would’ve been easier to bend. Why he took the long road, even when the short one looked tempting.

A father doesn’t measure success by applause. He measures it by the way his children see him when the world is quiet and by whether they know, without a shadow of doubt, “That’s my dad… and I’m proud he’s mine.”

[Matt @od15_m]

@Eagles get Howie standing over a stove immediately

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Some of Micah Parsons’ statements today:

“I no longer want to be here.”

“I no longer want to be held to closed door negotiations without my agent present.”

“I no longer want shots taken at me for getting injured while laying on the line for the organization our fans and my teammates.”

“I have made a tough decision. I no longer want to play for the Dallas Cowboys. My trade request has been submitted to Stephen Jones personally.”