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It’s a sad and dark moment for Kenya, what we have witnessed in Mukuru Kwa Njenga, pains me deeply. To the families who have lost loved ones, accept my deepest condolences.

The perpetrators of these and other heinous acts must face the full force of the law immediately.

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Today if you see a tweet that is supporting or talking about the Maandamano. Just like and retweet, it is the only way we will overpower Govt Bloggers like Itumbi.#REJECTFINANCEBILL2024 #RejectFinanceBill #RevolutionKe

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[Mwenda Thuranira @mwendathuranira]

Heavenly Father, as I begin this Wednesday morning, I come before You seeking Your peace and serenity. Amid life's chaos and demands, grant me the ability to find tranquility in Your presence. Help me to cast my worries upon You, for Your yoke is easy, and Your burden is light. May Your peace fill my heart and mind, enabling me to navigate this day with calm assurance.
In Jesus' name, I pray. Amen.

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Try living life by your own rules you will enjoy your existance

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

Yesterday, Super Cop Kibet - popularly nicknamed "James Bond" by locals - from Parklands Police Station, pulled over Pastor Ng'ang'a along Ojijo Road for exceeding the speed limit.

Upon realizing the gravity of the situation, Pastor Ng'ang'a, trying to assert some dominance, retorted, “Don’t you not recognize me? I am Pastor Ng'ang'a, the Chief General Commander of the army of the Lord! Be assured, I am not a thief."

However, setting the stage for a showdown of wit and wills, Officer Kibet unimpressed and now even more agitated, shot back, “If you truly are Pastor Ng'ang'a, you must surely have a Bible in your car. Toka and bring it with you.”

Without missing a beat, Pastor Ng'ang'a produced not only his Bible but also anointing oil, hoping these symbols would be his ticket out of the sticky situation.

Challenging him further, Officer Kibet said, "Please read Matthew 5:25-26 to me."

With a hint of nervousness masked by confidence, Pastor Ng'ang'a read out loud: “When you are on the way to court with your adversary, settle your differences quickly. Otherwise, your accuser may hand you over to the judge, who will hand you over to an officer, and you will be thrown into prison. And if that happens, you surely won’t be free again until you have paid the last penny." (Matthew 5:25-26 NLT)

This biblical passage left Pastor Ng'ang'a, the so-called commander of God's army, in utter shock. Realizing the gravity of the passage's implication, he "generously" offered his "Tithe" of KSH five hundred shillings to his unexpected "Bishop."

Smirking, the officer accepted the Tithe and imparted one last piece of wisdom: “You see, commander? That's the end of our matter. Go in peace and remember: policemen don't merely collect bribes. We settle matters swiftly and harmoniously, ensuring no one ends up behind bars. Think of it as a divine intervention of sorts."