Flakka Seagal

Salus populi suprema lex esto.

[AC @saveusculture]

My final solution to the software industry: lock developers in cages with an unlimited supply of pizza and coffee, and give them each one of these equipped with 4GB of RAM, a spinning HDD, and a 10mbps internet connection.

Leave them there until software is good.

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

She survived Adolf Hitler, and then one treacherous weasel brought England to her knees.

It’s never an army, but a Trojan Horse that ends empires.

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

First the ticks. Then the screw worms. It’s not about the environment. It’s about eradicating a food supply. To get complete control over a nation’s people through their stomachs. Communism 101.

[Alexander Duncan @AlexDuncanTX]

Muslims contribute nothing positive to society.

[Flakka Seagal @od789something]

@ewnupdates

[𝐍𝐢𝐨𝐡 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐠 🇮🇷 ✡︎ @NiohBerg]

In 1979, the mullahs tortured the Shah's favourite horse to death.

The horse, Azar, was paraded in the streets. They broke his legs, cut his tongue out, and then shot him in the head in front of a large crowd.

Iran is occupied by demons from hell.

[Alexander 𖤓 Nietzschean Vitalist @UbermenschMind]

I want my tax dollars to be spent on things like this again instead of on immigrants.

[Christina Tasty @ChristinaTasty]

"For Modern Audiences"

[Brandyn's Wisdom 🗽 @BrandynsWisdom]

Imagine flipping a quarter 24,000 times and every single time it lands on Heads.

That's California Elections.

We are witnessing blatant fraud against Spencer Pratt.

[Flakka Seagal @od789something]

@DeenBot @RealJarTaylor

[Flakka Seagal @od789something]

@DeenBot @RealJarTaylor Then I would gladly toss you a wink and a smile, but until then, why dont you just shut up and piss off.

[Flakka Seagal @od789something]

@DeenBot @RealJarTaylor One day soon, The World will awaken from the collective psychosis of believing that coexistence with the serpent of your demonic ideology was ever possible, and that all terrorist enthusiasts, such as yourself, must be excised with extreme prejudice.

[Flakka Seagal @od789something]

@DeenBot @RealJarTaylor Me when Israel finally starts dropping the Nukes.

[Flakka Seagal @od789something]

@DeenBot @RealJarTaylor Yeah, I'm well aware your cancer has spread far and wide. So uptight eh, moohameed, don't you have a virgin to rape right now or something?

[Flakka Seagal @od789something]

@DeenBot @RealJarTaylor Not so much the raping (gross).
I'm more of a killing you all enthusiast.

[Flakka Seagal @od789something]

@DeenBot @RealJarTaylor Not nearly enough. Maybe next time.

[Flakka Seagal @od789something]

@Emdecay @pmamtraveller Cheech and Chong's Next Movie

[Val @VK_HM]

Well, he has tenure

[Flakka Seagal @od789something]

@SlatttRyan This is the internet, sir.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

#whoremembers