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meow

[moon @moon34958]

u can just do drugs on a monday morning btw

[jae @jaedy_babyyyy]

you know you not tripping if you hit the za and you still mad

[ko . @kohmene]

i hate a “i don’t do politics” ass ho but u do dicks ok

[anime-nickelback @carlmonso]

TEXAS IS BLUE IN OUR LIFETIME

[onii 𓆌 @__Onixivy_]

AND FUCK YOU UGLY HOE .@NICKIMINAJ

[Eli, #1 Bunny Fan @TheFreshStart84]

He's cutting himself :(

[︎༒ @bhuksy]

IDC IF YOU CELIBATE OR ABSTINENT

GRAB THE NEAREST PERSON AVAILABLE AND DO YOUR WORST

ABORTIONS ON ME

[lew @inlew_of]

and DONT FORGET, when the Big Ugly Bill starts in January, IT WAS NOT THE DEMOCRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cause yall seem to forget how start dates work

[cy ☆彡☆彡 @sugaluvscy]

i love immigrants and black ppl and women and abortions and gay ppl and the environment

[Gab 🌼 rygos plug @SNOOPYSTV]

MY BITCH IS BAD MY TEXAS IS BLUE MY SENATOR A FREAK AND MY GOVERNOR A FOO! 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽

[ambs. @giftfrmpisces]

need y’all to do this again in 2028 though

[normal person @arianadotgov]

they’re going to give newborn babies septum piercings at the hospital

[Your bitch ex wife @mmorgankayy]

You can show up to work drunk tomorrow if you're in Texas. They just said it on the news

[lilie @miwiduos]

ABORTIONS ON ME TONIGHT!!!!!!!!

[sara !! @hollanovrryy]

MANDATORY SEX CHANGES. BLUE HAIR FOR EVERYONE. PRONOUNS IN EMAIL SIGNATURES. ABORTIONS EVERYWHERE.

[Apollo. @apollo_sun28]

Paying attention to who’s upset at work tomorrow

[Jolina Jasmine @JolinaJasmine]

And don’t be nice bout it, either.

I want bitches in handcuffs by noon.

[DROWNING @onedrland]

Seeing this turnout really let’s me know how fucking useless you all were in 2024

[moneyfolder: round 5 @MoneyFolder5]

I'm buying eight white slaves tomorrow welcome to the new america nigga

[megalodon🦈 @bopsandvookies]

OH YEAH AND ELON!!!

ITS TWITTER BITCH