Mika

🔞🇨🇦 Mika | 30 | Random cute animals, shitpost meme collecting, online arguments. This acct is for me but you can look if you want

[sono✖️🌗 @sosonosonosono]

i think we're witnessing the greek tragedy of claviculus

[devin 🎱 @fartpog]

at a revolving sushi place and theres a table that keeps taking everything before it gets to ours

[Mika @OdaTiddies]

@facetedcarapace They get another more abusive boyfriend cause they have to ez

[daughter name Jimmy @DuckdogRadio]

how it feels to text anyone

[Лисички в сметане @loveiskeks]

Я сейчас сдохну) однажды мужу подарили такую штуку, он подумал, что это мыло, и помыл жопу шоколадом. На днях ему снова подарили такую штуку, и сейчас он сожрал мыло

[Watermelon_Sir @Watermelon1Sir]

Made Spore in Spore

[brady @zipoffs]

dropping my old car battery off in front of an autozone in the middle of the night like a baby at the fire station

[austin @twink_kj_apa]

the vet didnt explicitly call him fat today but she did whisper “15 pounds” in a disappointed tone when she handed him to me

[mr online @Absolunar]

Gm

[toe, lover (living) @carobunga]

GET OUT!!

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

i dont know why i feel so anxious all the time. it cant be the stimulants. it cant be the not eating. it cant be the not sleeping. it cant be the stimulants. surely its not the stimulants. it cant be that i just need to eat more. surely not sleeping wouldnt cause that. it cant be

[Mika @OdaTiddies]

@qirexx222 Same lol, I was like I guess I just hate music?

[QIREXX @qirexx222]

You know the other day i was thinking "i wonder why i was so neurotic about hating pop music as a tween" and seeing this im realizing 11 year old me was entirely correct

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

how it feels to use twitter