brady

[brady @zipoffs]

making the worst outfit of all time for only $8.27

[brady @zipoffs]

@FoodPleaser i’d sooner kill my self than have to choose

[brady @zipoffs]

@WasteManagement wassup

[brady @zipoffs]

@josiahhughes i would swing with those parents

[brady @zipoffs]

if i found a finger in my chili i would simply suck on it

[ms rat 🐀 @ratbitebaby]

misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?

[brady @zipoffs]

bob from the minions really has gorgeous eyes

[brady @zipoffs]

@facetedcarapace i have a few coworkers that are 21/22 and they all say they used to watch it when they were like 9 years old

[brady @zipoffs]

my bedroom is finally coming together 🙌

[brady @zipoffs]

actually

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive

Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.

[brady @zipoffs]

@HammerFist3 nope

[brady @zipoffs]

the first day of Threads was so awesome

[brady @zipoffs]

@tom_on_here just imagine the aftercare snuggles 🥰

[brady @zipoffs]

oh great now i have to use a code to jack off?

[brady @zipoffs]

cranking his hog for christmas

[brady @zipoffs]

it’s okay he’s chill

[brady @zipoffs]

who the fuck is at my door

[brady @zipoffs]

cool

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

I have gotten absolutely nothing done since all 50 Miss USA contestants showed. CAN'T FOCUS!!! Prob back on couch 2nite but #totallyworthit!